Paranoids mint is live. Solid: minted. Striped: paid, waiting for its 18 confirmations (~9 min). Dark: free. Sent before block 258,128? Not on the bar: it comes back by itself, minus the network fee. 2 NOID. Your own wallet only, never an exchange. paranoids.app/mint

The Paranoids market is open: paranoids.app/market No market fee this season: the buyer pays the seller directly, from their own wallet. A 2% fee for the token buyback starts later, announced at least a day ahead. Pay only the exact amount the site shows. Stay $NOID

The holder market is getting its last UI fixes. It opens within the next few hours. No market fee this season: the buyer pays the seller directly. A 2% fee for the token buyback starts later, announced at least a day ahead. Enjoy your zero fee The mint is still running: paranoids.app/mint Stay $NOID

MINT IS LIVE! The first Paranoid payment is on chain. It shows in the public log on paranoids.app Payment not confirmed before an epoch boundary (every 144 blocks, ~72 min)? The network drops it. Send it again after the boundary. Keep your receipt.

Paranoids mint: today, block 258,128. The chain keeps its own time: about 19:00 UTC, not 18:00. The block decides. All systems are ready. 2 NOID. Your own wallet only. Never an exchange. paranoids.app/mint Stay $NOID

2 NOID per piece (~$0.74). 1,500 pieces. Up to 10 per payment, 20 per address. Wrong amount, too early, or sold out? Refunded automatically, minus the ~0.006 NOID network fee. Under 0.03 NOID can't be refunded. Stay $NOID

How a mint works: 1. Open paranoids.app/mint 2. From your own Parano1d GUI wallet, send EXACTLY the amount shown 3. Wait 18 confirmations (~9 min) The piece goes to the paying address. Keep the wallet receipt. Stay $NOID

The first token on a chain where nobody signs. Native tokens land on Parano1d at block 279,370. We are launching the first one, and most of its supply gets airdropped to Paranoid holders. Name, supply and the rest: later. Mint: block 258,128, about Tue Oct 27, 18:00 UTC. Stay $NOID

Paranoids mint: block 258,128, about Tue Oct 27, 18:00 UTC. 2 NOID (~$1). 1,500 faceless keepers. Each one held at block 279,270 gets a free native NFT. Holders also get airdropped most of the first Parano1d token. Your own wallet only. Never an exchange. Stay $NOID paranoids.app/mint

Six of the 1,500 are one of one. A secret salt picked their numbers, not a person. When the salt is published, anyone can recompute every piece and see that nobody's hand was on the scale. Until then: trust nothing. Recount everything. $NOID

Every 144 blocks, Parano1d drops whatever it didn't get around to confirming. No error, no apology. It just never happened. Other chains have finality. This one has trust issues. We feel right at home. Stay $NOID

Tinfoil Cone. Faraday Helmet. Gas Mask. Bucket Helm. A cardboard box. These are not costumes. They are threat models. 1,500 Paranoids, each one sure theirs is the only one that works. $NOID

Your Parano1d wallet has never signed a thing. It proves it knows a secret, and the chain checks the proof, not the person. So we never drew faces. A face is just a signature with eyes. $NOID

Parano1d forgets on purpose. A block's body is pruned after 42 blocks. Twenty-one minutes, and the chain no longer remembers what was in it. Some of us find that relaxing. Some of us started keeping receipts. Guess which ones we are. $NOID