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Matthew Parks

@ParksMatthew

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Joined July 2010
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Two words...No Mercy
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Houston Astros
@astros2 Nov 2017
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY, THE #ASTROS ARE #WORLDSERIES CHAMPIONS! #EARNEDHISTORY teapawt.net/astros/status/92593533…
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Artie Lange
@artiequitter21 Jun 2015
Am I the only one who feels the new ad for Golds Gym is in bad taste?!
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"If he (J.J. Watt) doesn't win the MVP, the @NFL is out of their minds." -- Andre Johnson
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"They gave me a hundred million, I'm trying to give them a hundred million's worth." -@JJWatt
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SportsCenter
@SportsCenter28 Dec 2014
J.J. Watt's remarkable season: • 20.5 sacks • 2 defensive TD • 3 Rec TD • 3 forced fumbles • 5 fumble recoveries
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trey wingo
@wingoz28 Dec 2014
Here's the entire list of players two have 2 20 sack seasons in NFL history : @JJWatt #MVP
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Bill Simmons
@BillSimmons28 Dec 2014
My take: Rodgers has to destroy the Lions today to even think about swaying the MVP race. Otherwise Watt wins it. What else can a guy do?
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SportsCenter
@SportsCenter28 Dec 2014
J.J. Watt with the safety! Texans lead Jaguars, 23-17. Watt becomes only player in NFL history with multiple 20+ sack seasons.
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RT @DoughertyDrew: Watt is alone. ONLY player in NFL history w/20 sacks in 2 different seasons .
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Watt sacks Bortles in end zone for safety and his 3rd sack. He's first player in history with 2 seasons with at least 20 sacks.
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Start the chant! #MVP #TurnDownForWatt
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Bill Simmons
@BillSimmons28 Dec 2014
JJ WATT FOR MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs7 Nov 2014
I guess there's a chance @PlayingHouseUSA won't get renewed. Well, that's just INSANE. OKAY GUYS, LET'S GET THIS 1,000,000,000 RETWEETS.
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EVERY JOKE IN 2014 SHOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ESSAY EXPLAINING ITS INTENT, AS WELL AS THE SOCIO-POLITICAL CONTEXT AND RAMIFICATIONS
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Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia1 Oct 2013
Girls should say "Fall is my favorite time of year" more.
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DC Pierson@DCpierson16 Jun 2013
Rap game Corbin Dallas multi pass
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Matt Besser@MattBesser31 May 2013
The twist at the end of After Earth is that no one is in the movie theaters the whole time. #imnightstayathome
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Hey, Central Time Zone...I need your votes also! This is what I want to win! #CelebApprenticeMVP. Retweet please!
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