𝕏💎𝕏 Dr. Parson Peeves™ 𝕏💎𝕏

You can't handle the Peeves!

#FunUselessFact Bad Bunny is an American citizen; Nicki Minaj is not.

I just switched my home and auto insurance from Farmers to Allstate and will be saving $76+ per month. It pays to check around.

Donald John Trump (he likes using middle names) is suspicious of everything Democrats do. I guess he assumes everyone is as corrupt as he is.

Stop parroting other people's nonsense. Use your brain and come up with your own.

Most people just what to live their lives and mind their own business. Others want to live their lives by minding your own business.

Sigh.

The coolest thing about having TDS is that on Judgment Day I'll have at least one thing I won't have to defend, make excuses for, or feel ashamed about.

Have you noticed that those who express fears about Socialism and Communism never speak against Fascism?

Just a guy playing his Fender.

I'm so old, I remember when data centers were called libraries.

I told myself I would delete this game at level 1000. Well, I'm now at 3600 and still haven't deleted it. Sigh.

Well, I wonder who the next blonde press secretary with the name beginning with "K" will be.

When you think about it, the Cologuard process is pretty weird.

Currently, one of the main requirements for becoming a White House Press Secretary is that your name must begin with a "K."

Dear @CircleKStores, Your ads on phone games are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long. Thanks, Everybody

Is anyone else bugged by how they are pronouncing Hurricane Isaias?

What are the chances Trump will make the firing squad execution a pay-for-view event so he can profit off it?

Before and after. I don't know why women do this to themselves.

Because other creatures can't write.

"I can't do that becauseit's against my religion," is expressing freedom of religion. "You can't do that because it's against my religion," is expressing authoritarianism.