@PartayCaptain

I voted for Trump. I voted for the dismantling of the bureaucracy. Political, satirical, and occasionally spiritual commentary. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

 Texas, USA
Joined August 2013
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This is exactly what happened yesterday. 🤣
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee15 Jan 2025
To Improve Senate Confirmation Hearings, Democratic Women Replaced By Rabid Hyenas buff.ly/3C6zKQL
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We are sending cargo to the moon in preparation for future manned missions. Space exploration is one of the most exciting things in life.
Bill Nelson
@SenBillNelson15 Jan 2025
Liftoff, Blue Ghost! Congrats to @fireflyspace & @SpaceX on a successful launch. As part of NASA's Commercial Lunar Payload Services initiative, it will deliver 10 NASA instruments to the Moon—preparing us for future human missions to the lunar surface.
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Anyone inside the Pentagon, any other institution, or retired from the government actively working to subvert President Trump is committing treason. This is the Deep State they keep trying to tell us doesn't exist. 👇
James O'Keefe
@JamesOKeefeIII15 Jan 2025
BREAKING VIDEO: Top Pentagon Advisor Reveals On Hidden Camera Conversation “with a Couple of Retired Generals to Explore What We Can Do” to ‘Protect People from Trump’ Confirms Secret Meetings regarding AI: “That is sensitive information… We’re going to have to keep it between us…”
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This sums up the hearing with Pete Hegseth.
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The Democrats made their case today by incessant nagging. Great work confirming Pete Hegseth!
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This is exactly how it went down. 🤣🇺🇸
Autism Capital 🧩
@AutismCapital14 Jan 2025
This is exactly how it went down to everyone watching. 😂
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Make the military lethal again! Remove the DEI, trans, and weak policies that make us not ready for task! Confirm Pete Hegseth!
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Good morning 𝕏! Today is the day for Pete Hegseth's hearing. 6 more days until the inauguration. Life is good!
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Replying to @america
Señior "CLiMaTe ChAnGe"
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I can see Tik Tok being renamed to Beast Tok.
MrBeast
@MrBeast14 Jan 2025
Okay fine, I’ll buy Tik Tok so it doesn’t get banned
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In case there hasn't been enough scoreboarding.
Clandestine
@WarClandestine13 Jan 2025
Hey Libs, In 7 days, Trump will be your President.
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🚨HUGE: China evaluating having Elon Musk acquire US operations of Tik Tok.
Insider Paper
@TheInsiderPaper14 Jan 2025
BREAKING: Chinese officials are evaluating a potential option that involves Elon Musk acquiring the US operations of TikTok if the company fails to fend off a ban on the short-video app - Bloomberg
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I think this will be awesome! Carrie will do great!
Cash Loren
@Cashloren13 Jan 2025
What are your thoughts on Carrie Underwood singing America the Beautiful at President Donald Trump’s inauguration?
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Joe Biden: "Our adversaries are weaker than four years ago." Joe Biden' adversaries: The American people.
America
@america13 Jan 2025
Joe Biden: “Compared to four years ago, America is stronger” Do you think the American people agree?
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Great Britain, are you ok?
Inevitable West
@Inevitablewest13 Jan 2025
🚨BREAKING: An ex-Labour councillor has been community noted after defending former Labour minister Ivor Caplin, as he too is a pedophile. Labour is in absolute ruins.
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Humanity should set its sight beyond the Earth and reach for the stars. One day, we will.
Black Hole
@konstructivizm13 Jan 2025
In a new Hubble image, newborn protostars HOPS 150 and HOPS 153 put on a show under Orion's belt
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🚨NEW: President Trump's inaugural schedule has been released. 7 more days!
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh13 Jan 2025
🚨 BREAKING: Trump team has announced its multi-day inaugural celebration schedule. The Victory Rally is on Sunday, and Inauguration Day has a packed schedule.
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It's a thankless job being a firefighter. DEI doesn't need to keep the most qualified from serving.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk13 Jan 2025
❤️❤️ Firefighters of the World ❤️❤️
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All I have to say is....
Mike@PartayCaptain13 Jan 2025
Replying to @america
Señior "CLiMaTe ChAnGe"
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