Kikiriki

This took me like ten tries.

👍

Yessssss 😀

@notcapnamerica, would you consider unblocking my alt, @Zylie? I have no idea why I was blocked, I've always enjoyed your tweets, and miss seeing them on my TL. 🙏

I think I've identified the main suspect, but I dunno, she just looks so innocent.

I want to look like this dude (a Florida Snapping Turtle/Tolkien-creation) when I'm his age.

Ha! 🤗

Oh, shelter dog ❤️

"Or maybe not." - Sir David Attenborough, on romantic love

Devoured!!

Rare year old enhydro methane termite with its last meal preserved in amber is... Holy moly. 😳🙌

Oh NYT Sunday Crossword, you cheeky bitch, you.

One can never start training for Halloween too early.

Poor kid never had a chance.

The rorschach of clouds right here. I mean, I dunno what you all will see, butt... 😁

I get it, kid.

Oh dude. I get how you feel. Your truck is my life. 😐😂

Well that's a funny lookin' bunny rabbit.

This is how true lovers sleep.