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Davis-Monthan airbase in Tucson shifted 44 points from Trump+23.5 to Hobbs+20.5.
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gossip from sources in R senate campaigns, lots of blame but one theme emerging: the Million Charlie Kirks were a catastrophe. half of them hatched "unsouled" and slid sideways into hell before they could vote; the rest were "webs of blood and tooth" who largely went third-party
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Now that Arizona is blue, let’s make that train between Phoenix and Tucson happen finally It’s good for actual infrastructure sure, but imagine how well people could pregame the territorial cup each year if they don’t have to drive up and down the I-10
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I discovered a secret TV channel just for racist aunts and uncles
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I’m fucking hammered at the Cheesecake Factory
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U CANT EVEN SCROLL DOWN TWITTER AT THE GAME ‼️💯🔥PUSSY EVERYWHERE
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I’m sorry by who?
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(Guy whose job is to tell people they’re whiny and entitled) can someone buy my wife a ticket to the big game 🥺
When I was a kid, my best friend and I sat through a 12-1 Brewers loss and made a pact: if the Brewers ever made the World Series in our lifetime, we were going. No matter what. When I was 16, I started dating a Brewers fan every bit as big as I am! This picture is from one of our first dates. Last year, we got married. I love that I’m living up to a lifelong pact with my best friend, but I want to share this once-in-a-lifetime moment with my wife too. So I’m looking for one ticket. Just one ticket for Game 1 so she can come with us. Any good conservative folks on X with a connection who could help at a reasonable price (around $1k)? At this rate I’d rather not take out a second mortgage to go to a baseball game.
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“So you spent $6 billion dollars on a baseball team?” “Yes, Dave.” “And you lost to the Brewers in the playoffs?” “That’s correct, Dave.”
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calling into work bald
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Yeah and if my aunt had a pair of testicles she’d be a bicycle
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Black girl named Felloneé
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How do you record, edit, and post this video without ever thinking “maybe I should get my giant novelty hundred dollar bill wall decoration out of the shot”
Brixton Albert, the CEO of Performance Golf - brand behind @GrantHorvatGolf’s Lil Legends clubs - responded to the criticism of the $200 price point. This is how you address criticism - w/honesty & transparency. Golf’s biggest challenge is the flood of hate/snark that comes with new things. No one has seen that more clearly than me the last 4 years. The only way to overcome that is to take criticism head on - you can’t hide from it. 💯
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The warden said they’re gonna superglue the soap to my hand if I keep this up
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Hey everyone check out Paige's visor!
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[desperate for pussy voice] “Man everyone’s being pretty harsh on this Lindsay Clancy woman huh?”
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Holy shit. "Quite frankly sir, I don't think we can make America great again without hanging your CEO publicly for treason."
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Absolute travesty this isn’t streamable
Replying to @BrentleyGC
Ryder Cowan throws a dart in and then Jack Whaley lips out the near ace! ELECTRIC!
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