Pat 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦

Currently I am in a standoff with a co worker who is a fascist, bigot MAGA. I will not shower until he removes his Trump bumper sticker. I will not continue being triggered everyday at work! My boss is saying I will get fired if I don’t shower by tomorrow. What should I do?

When they ask me to leave a buffet I yell at them “You need me, I’m not going anywhere!” When Nikki Haley gets destroyed in the primaries she yells “You need me, I’m not going anywhere!” #PatSaidThat

Rose are red, violets are blue. I just got kicked out of the Chinese buffet for eating all the egg rolls. #PatSaidThat

To the waiter who brought out my food and said “squint you’re eyes, lick those lips and enjoy your meal fatty, this is MAGA country” I want you to know you gave me a panic attack and I also shit my pants from being nervous. #PatSaidThat

You can tell Biden is a much better and a more ethical leader than Putin. Supposedly a political prisoner was killed while in jail in Russia. Biden would never kill any of his political prisoners that he has currently locked up. He treats his with love. #PatSaidThat

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together, for the one, the only…. Tractor Trailer Swift #PatSaidThat

How dare those racist lawyers put my sista Fanni up on dat bench and ask her all these questions about her personal life and where she be spending her money!! It ain’t none of they damn business what she does with her boyfriends! #PatSaidThat

Democrats are trying to fix the issues that mater the most to Americans & that’s funding Ukraine & protecting their border. Anyone with a functioning brain knows that if we don’t send them a few hundred billions dollars each month we will not save our Democracy! #PatSaidThat

Hey Mr Buffet man. How you gonna walk through the kitchen door with a fresh tray full of meatloaf sandwiches, make eye contact with me, then turn around and go back to the kitchen? I’ve been sitting here waiting for 45 min! Get yo ass back out here now I’m not done! #PatSaidThat

If everyone would open up your homes up to undocumented citizens, you can get a free personal chef, free lawn care, free laborer, free house cleaner, pretty much anything you might want to get done, is done for free by these people. Everyone should have a few! #PatSaidThat

We recently volunteered to have 4 undocumented citizens at our home. We are trading free rent in the garage for 50 hr work week picking fruit at farm close by & cleaning our house daily. We even give them ice cream on the weekends. They’re happy we saved them #PatSaidThat

As a transracial POC, I have the advantage of understanding how to and where to get an ID or Drivers license. This allows me to help naturally born POC’s get an ID or Drivers Lic so they can vote. I will not let racist Republicans keep us from voting! #PatSaidThat

Since transitioning to African American, something powerful happened last night during the Super Bowl. I cried during the Black National anthem. It just hit different this time. #PatSaidThat

BREAKING NEWS!! Due to possible rain showers Nikki Haley’s team has decided to have her rally, inside her bus. They will have 2 cheese trays and box of Franzia. Get it whiles it last! #PatSaidThat

My grandpa & Joe Biden have so much in common. Grandpa loves ice cream, so does Joe. Grandpa loved taking showers with his daughters, so does Joe, Grandpa lets kids rub his legs in the pool, so does Joe. Grandpa has dementia & still works. Guess what, so does Joe! #PatSaidThat

Just because Joe Biden can’t remember when and where is son died, when he was VP, where Mexico is located, who the President of France is, what year it is, how to ride a bike or walk up stairs, that doesn’t mean he’s not capable of running a country you morons! #PatSaidThat

Hey everyone, just want to remind you that when you hear MAGA say “Joe Biden’s mental state & memory are so bad the special counsel can’t bring charges on him”. That’s just them being angry they don’t have someone smart enough with dementia to be president like Joe #PatSaidThat

BREAKING NEWS: Our trusted MSM & White House have already confirmed with 100% certainty that when the Putin interview comes out, everything is a lie. I’m so grateful that our Media & Whitehouse are able to get out in front of things like this before they are public #PatSaidThat

Republicans always say how they want freedom but they really don’t mean it. You will never be so free you can shit in a trash can on the sidewalk in a city ran by Republicans. They talk the talk, while Democrats promote real freedom. #NewYorkShitty #PatSaidThat

ATTENTION!! What ever you do DO NOT watch Tucker Carlson interview Putin. Wait until MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS or other TRUSTED news sources watch it so they can translate the facts to you themselves. It would be very dangerous to watch & come to your own conclusions. #PatSaidThat

My kids came home begging me to get some Cousin T’s pancakes because they were the “best pancakes they have ever eaten”. I went to get them & saw they have a black man’s face on the box. I thought this was illegal? Are they forcing him to do this? @w_terrence #PatSaidThat