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Stephen Miller: This whole period that happened after World War II where the West began apologizing and groveling and begging— Host: I don't even know what you're talking about right now. I asked you if there would be an election in Venezuela.
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Is Chuck Schumer exciting? No. Does he take risks? Of course not. But do his experience and acumen make him EXACTLY the man democrats need to most effectively wield this unprecedented mandate? Jesus christ, no
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Jon Stewart: "Remove that system of seniority from Democratic politics, it is a bullshit system... They're already like 'Chuck Schumer deserves a lot of credit for putting together this--' Chuck Schumer fought tooth-and-nail against half of these fucking people."
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Every time I think my English is fucking shit I listen to this woman and feel way better about my fucking shit English
I can’t understand a fucking word she’s saying. She’s had 30 goddamn years to learn English. Deport her back to Slovenia
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Americans: We hate ICE Trump: Best I can do is make the chief architect of ICE immigration policy my new Chief of Staff
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Being able to learn English in 40 years should be the minimum requirement to get an Einstein visa. I think Melania got an Epstein visa.
Melania Trump is struggling to read her prepared statement
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One tribe. Five years ago. A fundamentally different proposal excluding retail traders and limiting trading to commercial hedgers and market makers. Quite a stretch to equate that with today’s mass-market sports prediction platforms. Context matters. Is that all you’ve got?
Give this some thought, @WALLACHLEGAL and @VictorRocha1: In 2021, the Seneca Gaming Corporation argued—in support of proposed NFL event contracts by the management team that now runs @RotheraMarkets—that “[t]hese contracts are not bets or wagers by any measure,” rather they would allow sportsbooks to hedge their risk. If true then, why not true now? Sounds familiar, eh @mansourtarek_?
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NOTABLE CONCESSION: Kalshi acknowledges its event contracts satisfy Utah’s general definition of gambling: “Kalshi does not argue otherwise.” Instead, it argues they fall within the statute’s express exception for “lawful business transactions.”
NEW TWIST: In a state-court filing yesterday opposing Utah’s preliminary injunction bid, Kalshi argues its event contracts are “lawful business transactions” exempt from Utah’s gambling definition because they trade with CFTC approval and are “commodity contracts” under Utah law.
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Nothing quite like being lectured about how much money I supposedly have by a woman in her twenties married to a multimillionaire 30 years her senior.
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Bitch, I didn’t fuck a man 40 years older than me to get pregnant to use his money to call out people who are broke. You need to shut up and sit the fuck down you blonde bimbo.
"They don't know how much money they have": Karoline Leavitt insists midterm voters are too confused to realize how wealthy they actually are...
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DraftKings Q3 2026 Earnings Overview Where $DKNG Stands: A leader in U.S. sports betting, strong #2 in iGaming, and building a real Predictions business (especially in states without legal sportsbooks). Core is still growing; Predictions is the big bet on future growth. The Numbers: Revenue: $1.33B (+16%) — just under estimates Adjusted EPS: -$0.53 — missed (-0.39) Monthly payers: 4.1M (+13%) 2026 Guidance: Cut because of heavier Predictions spending 2027 outlook introduced with solid growth and Predictions starting to contribute After Hours: 🔽 Stock dropped sharply on the miss and guidance cut. Closed near $23.50; early after-hours trading around the high teens (roughly down 20%). Bottom Line: Core sportsbook and iGaming remain healthy. The story is whether the Predictions investment starts paying off in 2027. Quote: “The third quarter marked a pivotal moment for DraftKings, as the Predictions offering we have been building is now powering meaningful growth for our business,” said Jason Robins, DraftKings’ Chief Executive Officer and Co-founder. “More than 1.6 million customers have engaged with Predictions year-to-date, and combined with the strength of our core, we believe we are set up for an exceptional 2027.” - @JasonDRobins
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Throwback to this classic
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since everyone is posting their favourite veep scenes here’s mine(so far)
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Everybody posting their favourite Veep clips so here's mine
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This is the all-time best for me. Just insanely funny from start to finish
this will always go down as one of my favorite veep scenes of all time i know i post it all of the time but JLD’s delivery here is SO deliciously evil it’s incredible
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Football Moonshot has landed 🚀🏈
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I guess we all knew this was coming.
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DraftKings Predictions added more than a million customers in the past three months, per company release
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