@PatchMcScratchy

Freudian wet dream. My interests include EastEnders, Nintendo, and staring at your dad's crotch.

 East London
instagram.com/patchmcscratchy
Joined March 2009
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  • Followers15.9K
When you nut and he's still inside you.
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OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Patch retweeted
haydx@haydx1Sep 23
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How do you think of this SHIT!! (Pun intended)
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How you— I’m logging off
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I-
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Ben
@BenHindleySep 22
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NOOOO 💀
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IM IN MY CASKET WITH THIS
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When you pull out and see what’s on your dick
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Same! I hate when it happens!
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A 30 year old keeps tapping me on Grindr with the username ‘prefers older’
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So predictable. When someone ai manufactured him a better body you became interested. Superficial.
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Not me wanting to b*ttm for Sam Smith 🫠
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Me with the rain after complaining about the sun for the past three months
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#straightguysareweird
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I want what they have tbh
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Shoutout to the man in the corner shop who made me repeat I needed Imodium three times because he didn’t hear what I said.
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Looking for some likeminded bros for a solar eclipse viewing party 🥴
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This heat tho 🥵
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