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michael washington@thememelerOct 21
I hear a lot of people are dressing up as the Memeler for Halloween this year.
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alex rost@arost154Oct 20
The banned book bookstore was uncomfortable with the title of my book
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alex rost@arost154Oct 14
Being told that Lazy Suicide (Back Patio Press, 2026) provides immediate gratification
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alex rost@arost154Oct 9
I misspelled "Macaulay" in this title A version with the correct spelling appears early in lazy suicide (back patio press, 2026) Thank you @sarpsozdinler @IncredibleCulk will always be the best culkin
The Bulb Region@BulbRegionOct 9
Before tomorrow's new edition, make sure to read our recent contributor Alex Rost's (@arost154) freaky piece, "McCauley Will Always Be The Best Culkin," in @MaudlinHouse. 🔗👇
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alex rost@arost154Oct 4
People on instagram are reading lazy suicide
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Hesse Press@HessePressOct 4
Enjoying this. It made me glad I’m not a man. @PatioBack
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michael washington@thememelerOct 3
My proctologist killed himself right after my last appointment.
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Tyler Dempsey@tylercdempseyOct 3
I reviewed "Lazy Suicide" by @arost154 @PatioBack
Tyler Dempsey@tylercdempseySep 28
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Back Patio Press 🤏@PatioBackOct 1
Finally, someone is reprinting Troy James Weaver's iconic novel Temporal. It's one of the coolest and darkest books you'll ever read. Preorders open now
the coolest fuckin book u ever read baby

ALT the coolest fuckin book u ever read baby

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Johnny Hollywood
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The anus is for sex and pooping is the purest form of masturbation
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alex rost@arost154Sep 30
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michael washington@thememelerSep 29
Maybe there’s more to life than sucking dick… SIKE.
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alex rost@arost154Sep 17
This one is called "The Dad and The Fridge." Thank you @xraylitmag for picking it up
X-R-A-Y@xraylitmagSep 17
read this story by Alex Rost @arost154 ! it's about a dad & a fridge -- i don't wanna give away the funny premise "...he flashes the grin he saves special for when he’s fucking someone over. The salesman smiles back and it’s the same kind of smile." xraylitmag.com/the-dad-and-t…

The Dad and The Fridge by Alex Rost

The dad is test driving a truck from a used car dealership in order to pick up a refrigerator he found on Craigslist. He tells the salesman, “I need to show it to my wife,” and takes the keys and...

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alex rost@arost154Sep 15
Incredible camerawork Excellent stream Great book
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michael washington@thememelerSep 15
I held it in for four days.
Back Patio Press 🤏@PatioBackJul 30
As always, if you promise to post a pornographic video of yourself peeing on our new book, Lazy Suicide by Alex Rost, we'll send you two copies for free. One to read and one to pee. That's the Back Patio Guarantee 💯
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alex rost@arost154Sep 9
Lazy Suicide (Back Patio Press 2026)
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Steve Gergley@GergleySteveSep 4
Congrats to @arost154 on the new book! Very excited to snag a copy and take a read when the ebook is available. Amazing cover art and very cool stuff from @PatioBack. shop.backpatiopress.com/prod…

Lazy Suicide by Alex Rost

The debut novel by Alex Rost. Tender, beautiful, dark, funny. Fiction / 120 pages / Soft, matte cover NOTE FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: To save you on shipping and us on weird EU regulations, we...

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lofipodmag@lofipodAug 26
Michael Washington said he'll piss on @arost154 's book if he receives it in time. This a long standing @PatioBack tradition but i don't know if it's been done live before on 9/11
Addison Zeller@amhcrane87Aug 26
Dickie’s gonna be there, and Macy, plus Lucas and Kat, and me, and Zac Smith, Katie Frank, and also Alex Rost———if you don’t come it’s probably an error of judgment or a schedule conflict
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