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๐•ธ๐–”๐–”๐–“๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–— ๐–”๐–‹ ๐•ท๐–Ž๐–’๐–‡๐–”

@PatrickAtleti

I don't like to read. || Atletico Madrid

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Joined January 2013
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Oluwanishola@iam_PachoNov 6
Thank you @IkejaElectric for the light.. 3:45am to 3:57am Today own don go be that
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No'Mo Foolin' ๐Ÿ‹ (@llemurn) profile picture
No'Mo Foolin' ๐Ÿ‹
@llemurnNov 6
Lol. Youโ€™re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows youโ€™re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
Olaromola๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ (@abike1999) profile pictureOlaromola๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ@abike1999Nov 5
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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fowo โ€ข๐Ÿช„ (@fwzisher) profile picture
fowo โ€ข๐Ÿช„
@fwzisherNov 5
2021 wey me and guy see one money from forex, he buy RX350 2011 for 6.8M, me i dey save money, the car still dey he hand till now, me i no get keke o, and money don finish. Financial risk una
๐Ÿงฃ (@notokiki) profile picture๐Ÿงฃ
@notokikiNov 5
except car wey you wan buy na 5-7m, to buy car inside 20m na better financial riskโ€ฆ
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miles (@barcahira) profile picture
miles@barcahiraNov 3
el ingles nunca podrรญa darme esta joya
The Moon (@ScythoSteppe) profile pictureThe Moon@ScythoSteppeNov 1
Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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Fred (@Fedrickkkkkk) profile picture
Fred
@FedrickkkkkkNov 3
Tinubu wan wound me and my guy. We just dey borrow money from each other Either him dey owe me or I dey owe am We never guide at the same time before
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Dr.Henry Kaweesi (@TweetsbyHenry) profile picture
Dr.Henry Kaweesi
@TweetsbyHenryNov 3
๐ŸšจRomaโ€™s training session has been cancelled as players started arguing and fighting over who is supposed to score their 5th goal against ManU.
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Splendor (@Splendor117) profile picture
Splendor
@Splendor117Nov 3
This challenge looks even worse, but we barely heard anything about it because it wasnโ€™t a black goalkeeper who did it
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Mateta survived a similar 2025 challenge by Millwall GK Liam Roberts (25 stitches, discharged same day). It was widely covered as reckless/life-endangering. Greater attention to Owono stems from the fatal outcome. bbc.com/sport/footballโ€ฆ apnews.com/article/crystaโ€ฆ
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๐‘ญ๐’๐’‚๐’Ž๐’†๐’”๐Ÿฆโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ (@flames_collins) profile picture
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@flames_collinsNov 2
โ€œFirst aid boxโ€ to the rescue
fowo โ€ข๐Ÿช„ (@fwzisher) profile picturefowo โ€ข๐Ÿช„
@fwzisherNov 2
As I wake up this morning from my bed, na once I fall down for floor mehn. Thank God say I get first aid box. Yesterday stress wan finish me
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Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) profile picture
Footy Humour
@FootyHumourNov 2
Imagine showing these two pictures to someone who doesnโ€™t watch football and trying to convince them theyโ€™re TWO completely different players from TWO different countries ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Image from Footy Humour (@FootyHumour)
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@TiltStickOfcNov 2
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kelvin (@Kelvinparis6) profile picture
kelvin@Kelvinparis6Nov 1
Guess whoโ€™s the coach of Monaco? ๐Ÿ˜‚
EuroFoot (@eurofootcom) profile pictureEuroFoot
@eurofootcomNov 1
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ตโšช๏ธ Paris FC are 4th in the French league after beating Monaco 3-1! โœ… What a job Liam Rosenior is doing. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‘
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Lea (@Lea_EFC) profile picture
Lea
@Lea_EFCNov 1
Isak - ยฃ125m Barcola - ยฃ123m Wirtz - ยฃ116.5m
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Kalshi FC
@KalshiFCOct 31
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ| ๐‚๐‘๐€๐™๐˜ ๐’๐“๐€๐“: Inter Milan have lost only 3 times in their last 40 Serie A games... AC Milan beat them all 3 times. ๐Ÿคฏ
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@sxdiqcarter_Oct 30
Put down the porn
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@somtodeyforyoOct 30
During pregnancy check ups, The chances of your wife having sex with a doctor is higher than any man she will ever come across with .
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FC Augsburg (@FCA_World) profile picture
FC Augsburg
@FCA_WorldOct 30
FC Augsburg believes it's quite terrible to have 17 other Bundesliga clubs sitting on a bunch of the league's limited supply of points.
Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubityOct 30
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, itโ€™s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the worldโ€™s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile picture
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 31
๐Ÿšจ 9 consecutive games without a win for Manchester United. 9๏ธโƒฃโŒ Only two wins this season in all competitions: vs Sabah and vs Ipswich Town.
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Adaeze, The Tired. (@Adaezae_1) profile picture
Adaeze, The Tired.@Adaezae_1Oct 31
Might as well post a picture ๐Ÿ˜†
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@LxoMessismoFCBOct 31
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 31
๐Ÿ”ดโšช๏ธ7๏ธโƒฃ Atlรฉtico Madrid beat Levante and reach 7 La Liga wins in a row! โœ… 2-0 vs Levante โœ… 1-0 vs Depor โœ… 1-0 vs Espanyol โœ… 2-1 vs Alavรฉs โœ… 2-1 vs Real Madrid โœ… 4-0 vs Osasuna โœ… 3-0 vs Real Sociedad
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Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse) profile picture
Atletico Universe
@atletiuniverseOct 31
๐Ÿšจโค๏ธ๐Ÿค BREAKING: Diego Simeone equals Luis Aragones' record as the manager with the most victories in the HISTORY of La Liga. Luis Aragones had 344 wins in 756 matches. Diego Simeone now has 344 wins in 565 matches.
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