I cover marketing for the Wall Street Journal.

Brooklyn via South Carolina
Joined August 2011
Paper display ads have the best targeting
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And what did he do before becoming a successful kid lit author? Ad agency creative director ofc digiday.com/media/creative-d…
Just learned the 15k bird toy store owner is also the author of “Dragons Love Tacos” and everything clicked into place for me, I sank through the earth’s crust to the bubbling lava core of loathesome millennial cringe bullshit and it whispered my name. Woke up drenched in sweat
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Thought I’d just have a nice stroll in greenwood cemetery on my day off but there’s no escaping THE BRANDS 🎯
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The most interesting part of the AI shopping hype is tech expectations versus reality. Some brands are proactively sending their catalogs to AI companies. Meta's share price jumped following the Muse rollout. But only 3% of adults would trust AI to complete purchases.
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SCOOP: two senators are urging the FTC today to investigate Amazon and Walmart over how their AI shopping bots treat “Made in America” claims. Both retailers allegedly “suppress” data on domestic goods and undermine sellers making products here. wsj.com/cmo-today/senators-a…
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Net-Favorability Of: Google: +43% Amazon: +41% Microsoft: +35% Apple: +23% Nvidia: +11% Anthropic: +3% SpaceX: -1% Tesla: -14% Meta: -18% OpenAI: -20% YouGov / Aug 31, 2026
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AI influencers now charge higher rates than real creators in China. Pretty interesting, esp since China has the world’s toughest restrictions on the use of fake humans in media and this comes from a state owned news outlet. h/t @thejongardner sixthtone.com/news/1018882
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Here’s my scoop from this morning wsj.com/cmo-today/videoamp-c…
Ad measurement company VideoAmp laid off ~20% of staff this week, citing AI as a "major platform shift"; sources: 50-60 employees were cut, including its CTO (@natives / Wall Street Journal) (Visit Mediagazer dot com for the link and full context!)
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Which category of LinkedIn posts is most likely to be AI? Data analytics! And here’s my story about the how the company’s working to stop the slop. wsj.com/cmo-today/linkedin-w…
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NEW: Rep. Krishnamoorthi sent a letter to Polymarket CEO Shayne Coplan today requesting information about its paid influencer partnerships where election denialism was amplified. “Recent reporting has raised significant questions about how election-related prediction markets are promoted and whether existing safeguards are sufficient to prevent the spread of misleading narratives about election integrity.” krishnamoorthi.house.gov/sit…
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AI videos are flooding TikTok Shop. Creators and brands are pushing back. Sharkninja recently warned affiliate marketers that they can’t use TikTok’s own generative AI tools if they want to keep getting paid. wsj.com/cmo-today/ai-videos-…
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Most Americans do not have the luxury of taking months off of work to heal from mental illness.
Rep. Tom Kean says his absence from the House was due to depression
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Sara Bareilles just stopped her performance of “Brave” at the Zohran/Bernie rally to explain to the audience that they had to clap on the 2 and 4, not on the 1 and 3.
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Happy Pride. The heads of top US Pride orgs told me that fewer corporate sponsors has become a sort of new normal, and how their strategies have changed. wsj.com/cmo-today/pride-grou…
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advertisement on Amazon for a tent, depicting kids with an open flame on their blanket
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New York sports right now:
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I miss brand names that are also complete sentences like Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.
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