@PatrickFrench78

Comedian, Actor, Beer Geek.

 Boston, MA
Joined August 2009
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Patrick French retweeted
Eugene Mirman@EugeneMirman4 Nov 2022
I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.
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PUT THE BALL IN PLAY. #ForTheLand | #GuardiWWins
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I’m in love 🥰.
Jon Cooper 🇺🇸
@joncoopertweets9 Sep 2022
This!!!!
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This is nothing short of brilliant and very much worth a read.
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My thoughts on Deshaun this week, and seeing browns fans welcome him in. Y’all I’m exhausted.
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This is horrific & the Browns deserve to be part of the fallout. To hell w/ this predator, the #Browns, the #NFL & the culture that enables this evil. #believewomen Deshaun Watson’s Massages Were Enabled by the Texans and a Spa Owner - The New York Times nytimes.com/2022/06/07/sport…

How the Texans and a Spa Enabled Deshaun Watson’s Troubling Behavior (Published 2022)

Watson met at least 66 women for massages over a 17-month period, far more than previously known. He had help from the Houston Texans, including nondisclosure agreements, in making appointments.

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Well said Steve Kerr.
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Patrick French retweeted
Shawn@ShawnHils4 Feb 2022
now this is what i call journalism xitter.cf/_lil_i_am/status/14885…
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Patrick French retweeted
Premier League USA
@PLinUSA13 Nov 2021
We're making up for no #PL games this weekend with a #MyPLMorning ☕ giveaway! RT and reply with your favorite club for a chance to win!
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The Importance of Being D’Ernest. #Browns
I haven’t retired and not a lot of people know that
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Patrick French retweeted
Lance Reddick@lancereddick7 Sep 2021
Michael K. Williams: One of the kindest, gentlest, most genuine, giving and courageous souls I've ever met. Rest in peace, my brother. #MichaelKWilliams
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#NERevs Sorry, we’re the enemy.
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Good news is the Columbus Crew didn’t lose. Columbus SC did. #Crew96 #SaveTheCrew
The Crew
@ColumbusCrew13 May 2021
Final.
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Dana Norris@dananorris12 Mar 2021
Get your ticket ASAP!
RISK!@RISKshow12 Mar 2021
TOMORROW’S RISK! live online show at 9:30 pm ET/6:30 pm PT features @lisalisalisacan @AuntieVice @chetterg @dananorris and RISK!’s  @thekevinallison is selling out fast. Get tix at bit.ly/312risk #risk #storytelling
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Hoping the @Browns can channel some of that ol’ @BernieKosarQB magic tomorrow... Go #browns !
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Mike Polk Jr.@mikepolkjr11 Jan 2021
It's like the universe realizes it made a pretty embarrassing oversight in depriving the #Browns of good karma for 20 years and is delivering the past due as a lump sum.
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Today is the day Trump finally became dictator. #25thAmendment
Patrick French retweeted
Jess Dweck@TheDweck6 Jan 2021
I didn’t know something could be so terrifying and embarrassing at the same time
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