Patrick Joseph

My newest album “Down the Hourglass” is available for pre-save here: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/pa… Looking forward to its worldwide release on October 2, 2026.

Captain Picard was the best captain. #startrek #RIPPatrickStewart

My new album “Down the Hourglass” is available everywhere today! Link in bio.

Years ago, I had a song featured on the @netflix show #Loudermilk but didn’t find out about it until now. As things go in the music business. Anyway, I released this song today for all of the folks out there who were looking for it on @Reddit. lnk.to/sittingaround 🤘🏽

The VMAs were on a Wednesday? Were they also at a Chili’s in the suburbs?

“That sounds like a good show, what streaming service is it on?” - “You’ve got to subscribe to CineShowMaxMovieTV+ to watch it.” “But I already subscribe to 10 things.” - “Sorry, you need to subscribe to 11 things to have conversations with your friends.”

Whoever was in charge of Barbie marketing can I hire them for me also

I want to start making music exclusively for people who are on hold with customer service. How do I tap into this market?

I wonder how many tourists each year are disappointed to see human excrement adorning their favorite celebrity’s star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood.

Charm forgives imperfection every time.

After years of submitting verification requests, multiple forms of ID and a resume of my life’s work to the divine overlords at #Twitter for their judgment, all it took this past week to get verified was $8 Not sure if thats good or bad, but I’ll take it. #Verified #TwitterBlue

I released my first record ANTIQUES 12 years ago. Years ago I removed it from streaming to remix/remaster it. Now it’s back up & available everywhere. Come take a walk down Memory Lane with me & give it a listen. Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/6xB8o… Apple: music.apple.com/us/album/ant…

Home gardening is pretty similar to being a gigging musician nowadays in the sense that after putting in a month’s work, there might be a free salad in it for you.

My new single is out today! ‘Carry On’ is available everywhere now, follow the link ➡️ lnk.to/pjcarryon #newmusic #newmusicfriday

TikTok gave a whole generation of adults something to finally do with their music degrees.

Much of your creative life you will explore whether you are Mozart or Salieri, and in the end, you will discover that you are both.

Not sure who needs to hear it out there, but you can make great music without ever needing the validation from a bunch of elite wealthy voters who live in Beverly Hills and never listen to your music anyway. #Grammys

New single “Carry On” coming out 5-13-22

The internet, and the world at large, are so incredibly big with so much happening every day. It’s amazing and curious how we’re collectively herded to care about one particular issue at a time like cats chasing around a laser pointer.