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In 2018 I had a hair transplant, adding about 1.5 inch to the front of my hairline/temples. I had this topped up in 2019 because the density was poor at the front. I was largely pleased with this until March 2020 when I noticed the density thinning out
Some absolute cunts on the train tracks have made all my trains delayed or cancelled.
Left with plenty of time to get to a hospital appointment and now paying out my arse racing to Epsom
Don’t use barbers you’re not used to.
Had the freelance guy in the shop today and he cut ALL my hair off. It’s not a bad cut, it’s just not what I asked for after spending months growing out my hair
Patrick Keyte retweeted
@TLRailUK why did the 21.19 train run straight through Carshalton and not stop?
It was on the board and announcements as stopping and it just flew through. Now stuck here for another 30 minutes with no explanation?
@TLRailUK why did the 21.19 train run straight through Carshalton and not stop?
It was on the board and announcements as stopping and it just flew through. Now stuck here for another 30 minutes with no explanation?
It literally was due, we were told it was delayed by 8 minutes and then it said it had arrived but it just carried on at a high speed.
I would like an explanation
