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I just want to make sure one thing is clear, Stolly:
It’s still GO KINGS GO until they lower my cold, lifeless body into the dirt.
Be sure to wish Alex Laferriere a Happy 25th Birthday, but more importantly, please Thank his mother, Karen, for carrying him in her womb for 9 months and Raising him into The Man he is today—Your LA Kings’ 1st-Line Center. #ThankYouKarenLaferriere
The gripe on Spence was that he wasn’t Big Enough and he didn’t Kill Penalties.
Our PK is currently DEAD LAST in the NHL & Cody Ceci has already been a healthy scratch 10 games into the season.
Frankly—just Embarassing Stuff, Stolly.
With Cody Ceci in their lineup #GoKingsGo are 0-5-2. Without him they are 3-1-0.
Spence is coming back to town with the Sens. The Kings wanted to make him a depth defenseman. He's No. 2 in TOI and No. 1 in XGF% for a more successful team in a much better division/conference.
I want to make this Abundantly Clear, Stolly:
Quinton Byfield (@byfield55) needs to show the same Heart, Hunger & Determination in being this Franchise’s #1 Center as he does in following White Women on Instagram who don’t even follow him back.
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Quinton Byfield knows he's got more to give for the @LAKings.
"Not an ideal start for myself. I want to be more consistent. It didn’t start off right, but there’s still a lot of games where I can get my game on track & be a lot better.”
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How my Car Keys are Looking at me after Beer #8 and watching this Poop Team, Stolly:
Kings continue to stay Utterly Allergic to playing The Youth, Stolly.
Kings going 11+7, Anton Forsberg starting, Taylor Ward not drawing in per Peter Laviolette #GoKingsGo
What realistically moves the needle to get Connor Hellebuyck (in my opinion):
-Darcy Kuemper
-Cond. 2nd (1st if Kings make ‘yoffs)
-One of: Byfield/Laferriere
I’d pull the trigger based on the assets we’d give up, but other needs have to come first, particularly scoring.
Aside from This sequence from Byfield tonight, I saw no Urgency or Desperation from this team. Too many guys are just Along For The Ride. This team does NOT hate losing enough, and until that Changes, nothing else really Matters, Stolly.
Grandma will remain caged until the Los Angeles Kings win a game. Ball is in your court, @AEGworldwide.
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Shoutout to @PatrickONalysis tonight. Spot on analysis as usual Stolly.
The Promising thing about the Kings is that they’re actually a really Young Team with plenty of time to Grow into their long-term contracts. Sure—they’ll make a few mistakes Here and There, but the Future has never been Brighter, Stolly.
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