Science Fiction Author Patrick F. Johnson

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Dead bodies, congress with fairie royalty, drugs, nightmares, ruining a magical gender reveal party, and grand theft auto. Who said an internship had to be boring? amzn.to/3V16O0g #Hucksters4Life #booklover

They were testing dozens of humans, searching for one who showed bravery in the face of certain death. But what they got was Frank Ford. Find out more in the thrilling sci-fi Custodian: Monster of Earth Book One by @patrickfjohnson amzn.to/3XavipK #authorUproar #iartg

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- "Great job of creating an engrossing story!" - "Excellent followup to Book 1 Custodian" - "An Excellent Sci-Fi Adventure" Find out more in the thrilling sci-fi Angel: Monster of Earth Book Two by @patrickfjohnson amzn.to/3hQhEId #Hucksters4Life #booklover

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They were testing dozens of humans, searching for one who showed bravery in the face of certain death. But what they got was Frank Ford. Find out more in the thrilling sci-fi Custodian: Monster of Earth Book One by @patrickfjohnson amzn.to/3XavipK #authorUproar #iartg

Make a short story with that contains the following words: dwarves, smoking, Mount Rushmore, twerking alien of @Patrickfjohnson. #writingPrompts #BadStoryIdeas #writingCommunity

You suddenly appear at a ventilation shaft. You can see druids brining. You are being challenged by a fighting twerking alien of @Patrickfjohnson. #writingPrompts #BadStoryIdeas

Before you is the secret warehouse lair of the villainous Starbucks CEO. The servers are programming. the twerking alien of @Patrickfjohnson is cleaning. #writingPrompts #BadStoryIdeas

You suddenly appear at the worst strip club in the world your friend Johnny found in a drunken stupor back in '06. You can see dragons flushing. You are being challenged by a kidnapping twerking alien of @Patrickfjohnson. #writingPrompts #BadStoryIdeas