Patt with two T's

Can confirm that's also the case for lots of people who involuntarily left...

If Twitter really does collapse soon, it'll sting extra hard that it's happening RIGHT before Spotify Wrapped drops. Like what am I supposed to do, walk up to strangers on the street and brag to them in REAL LIFE about my shitty taste in music?

Hey guys, haven't tweeted in a while, what's going o-

If breweries are out here giving free beer to retired beer bloggers, I've got some emails to send.

Can confirm that everyone with a beer podcast is convinced that the exposure to their 27 listeners is the secret PR move that will finally give a large regional brewery its big break

(Deadstream was the winner, btw. HERE WE GO.)

Sitting here debating between 5 different horror movies/shows that all dropped on streaming today and god I love October so fucking much

Absolutely perfect night for some beer braised short ribs and mushroom + gruyere polenta gratin 🤤

Popped into an estate sale today to see if they had any good vinyl. They absolutely did not, but they DID have this sweet, completely unworn vintage @Royals shirt from their 1985 World Series run. Pretty stoked about this find!

Wow, just in time for Halloween, Joe Biden pardons thousands of criminal WEEDHEADS so they can hand out MARIJUANA CANDIES to trick or treaters and then consume the childrens' souls. Wake up sheeple, the plan was outlined on Hunter's laptop in the file "Joecus Pocus.docx"!!!

As someone who works in digital marketing I find it highly offensive that Twitter now shows me view counts on my tweets so I instinctively start trying to calculate my own engagement rates, THIS IS VIOLENCE