Pattycaek

Those infected nerds won’t get my brains today!

Got cups on my ears!

My server just wrote her name on the paper cloth upside down in cursive and backwards She god mad skillz

If my brain was any smoother then it would make have less friction than Neptune

Lasagna is just an Italian sandwich, Wheat paper C H E E S E Meat sauce (More cheese?) More wheat paper

So uh, what’s up yo?

I am composed of three things, existential dread, uhhhhh bones?, and the love of anything fluffy

Blep!

The smell of paper bags from the grocery store.

Royalty is just classy incest.

Showing you the goods

Draw your fursona in the crocs purse.

That feeling when a dog wants to sniff you.

Knees strong, arms are light, there is cake on that wolf, dad tortellini.

I can smell the memes, give them to me

It’s late but I wanna be fluffy

Is it okay to just look at yourself in the mirror and eat a block of cheese?