The villain in your story.
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they’ve been fooled.
A good rule for life is to believe only half of what you see and none of what you hear.
Tim Tams 0 out of 100 for health safety. Great work Arnotts.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE @ArnottsBikkies POISONING PEOPLE WITH PARASITES? GO WOKE GO BROKE! CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT COMING I BET
Corporates and event planers - can you please help me settle a debate?
Where do you find your event speakers?
Probably the best movie line ever. ‘You’re so drunk you’re probably seeing double’ val Kilmer. ‘Well i got two guns, one for each of ya’
What’s the movie? No cheating!
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Tonight's lineup is absolute shark cinema 🦈🤩
#SharkWeek continues at 8P on Discovery!
8P: Jurassic Sharks 🦖
9P: Jaws vs. Orca
10P: Chum Island: Catching a Killer 🏝️
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Our Twitch community helped me come up with some unique rules for this year's @SharkWeek Drinking Game 🤣
Let me know in the comments if you think we missed any good ones! 🦈
#shark #sharks #sharkweek
Do servers purposely wait for you to have a full mouth to ask how everything is?
This is an undeniable pattern.
What a POS thing to post. Mocking a young woman for her looks because she’s on screen and doesn’t fit your personal preference. Be ashamed that you, a grown ass man, is publicly doing what we try and teach kids not to do. Be better asshole.
And not a single person complains at the bar.
But try to stop election fraud and certain people lose their damn minds.
Check out Paul de Gelder's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTBpJSdXc/
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Donkeys are the most beautiful, companionable and gentle souls on earth. But every year 6 million are stolen, slaughtered and skinned for fake Chinese medicine. Some people are stupid cunts.
















