Job hunting in 2026:
AI writes the job description.
AI reviews the resume.
AI sends the rejection.
Two humans never speak.
Very efficient. 😂
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
BITCOIN IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SHUT OFF! 🚀
Jack Dorsey built an app that moves Bitcoin with zero internet.
Bitchat uses Bluetooth mesh.
You sign offline, it hops phone to phone.
Kill the internet.
The money still moves.
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
The Human Renaissance: Bitcoin, AI & the Return of Human Creativity
Bitcoin saves the time we've spent. AI multiplies what we can do with the time ahead. Together, a renaissance is born.
We got paper money and paperwork. Let's give our children Bitcoin and cathedrals (in space)
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
It’s been another crazy week! 🤪
Catch up fast with this week's edition of the Crypto Minute ⏰
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day.
400 of them are now worth over $100 million.
These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries.
Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000.
Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous."
The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before.
Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
So much for the “we’re going to tokenize AI stocks on the blockchain” people.
OpenAI just published its own version of the Anthropic warning that rattled the secondary market.
"Any attempted transfer that does not follow this requirement is void."
OpenAI says all of its equity is subject to transfer restrictions. No shares can be directly or indirectly transferred without the company's written consent. Any sale made without that consent is not just unauthorized. It is void.
The company says it is aware of firms marketing exposure to OpenAI through direct equity sales, SPVs, tokenized interests in OpenAI equity, and forward contracts. None of it is endorsed or recognized by OpenAI.
"It is possible that the firm offering to sell or facilitate the sale of OpenAI equity is attempting to circumvent our transfer restrictions. If so, the sale will not be recognized and carry no economic value to you."
No economic value. Not reduced value. No value.
OpenAI says it "intends to vigorously enforce" its transfer restrictions and is asking anyone contacted by these firms to report them directly to corporate legal.
This is now both of the two most valuable private AI companies in the world telling the secondary market the same thing: if we did not approve the transaction, you own nothing. The billions of dollars trading hands on secondary platforms for exposure to these companies may be worth exactly zero if they decide to enforce.
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
With Mosaic, Alpen Mainnet will bring verifiable financial markets to Bitcoin.
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
Reviewing liquidity charts across the Bitcoin ecosystem highlights the progress builders are making.
Yet scaling real DeFi requires more than bridged capital.
It requires reliable data queries.
The partnership between @AlpenLabs and @helloSQD provides a high performance onchain data layer.
Developers have access to a full data lake and advanced indexing tools.
This infrastructure supports real-time credit markets, lending protocols, and stablecoin flows.
While the broader ecosystem continues securing liquidity, Alpen has integrated the indexing tools builders need to deploy applications.
This development supports innovation in Bitcoin DeFi.
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
My wine went completely cold while dissecting the latest drop from the MIT Bitcoin Club.
The discussions there reframe how capital will flow in Bitcoin ecosystems.
@AlpenLabs presented on their Strata Bridge thesis, exploring whether privacy actually matters in bridges.
The full video breakdown by Aaron Feickert provides a detailed technical analysis.
Strata Bridge is now operational as a privacy-focused BTC bridge for EVM financial markets.
It securely moves native BTC to Alpen with one-to-one parity and minimal trust assumptions using a BitVM2-based architecture.
This infrastructure enables borrowing, yield, stablecoins, and DeFi on Bitcoin without exposing sensitive trading positions.
Privacy plays a key role for institutional scaling.
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
Step 2 is inevitable:
▫ Businesses sitting on BTC won’t want to sell for cash flow needs
▫ They’ll tap credit instead
BTC payments → BTC treasuries → BTC credit markets
Automatically enabled bitcoin payments are rolling out to eligible U.S. Square sellers.
Start accepting bitcoin that instantly converts to cash at checkout, with no additional setup.
→ 0% processing fees through 2026
→ Near-instant settlement
→ No need to hold bitcoin
Learn more: squ.re/sqbtc
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
Bitcoin holds the absolute purest global collateral, yet borrowing against it often feels completely rigid;
And identical everywhere you look.
The main issue is that most lending usually stops the exact moment a loan is issued
Which keeps massive amounts of capital permanently trapped.
@AlpenLabs just published a brilliant blueprint to finally fix this problem.
By integrating @Morpho V2, they introduce rule-based programmable liquidity
And standardised fixed payout contracts to make all loan claims uniform.
Expert vault managers then seamlessly handle the risk so that passive capital stays fully protected.
The absolute ultimate breakthrough here is reusing those loan claims after they are initially created.
Vault Receipt Tokens turn stuck and immovable loans into fully flexible and reusable bCLOs.
Think of these bCLOs, or Bitcoin Collateralised Loan Obligations;
As transparent tokens bundling active loans to be easily traded and financed.
This specific mechanism lets secondary markets heavily reduce borrowing costs
While rapidly multiplying overall liquidity.
Meanwhile, Glock 1 of N custody ensures the underlying BTC remains perfectly secure
And sovereign on the main chain.
This serves as the direct activation layer for the sovereign bridge I mapped out recently.
Massive respect to @david_seroy and @OneTrueKirk for detailing exactly how Bitcoin becomes the lowest trust collateral in all of finance.
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
ZKPs on Bitcoin by:
- @david_seroy of @AlpenLabs
- @VolokhIlia of @StarkWareLtd
- @therealyingtong of @idealgroup
- @ProofOfKeags
Full video below 👇🧵
₿Doge//Bitcoin Accountant ₿ retweeted
Money is information. Information is power.
Money represents your time and effort. When governments debase money, they debase you.
Printing, censoring, and confiscating money are affronts to human dignity. Bitcoin fixes this.
My latest keynote: Fix the money, fix the world.
