454 years young. I am the president of a country—AKA an arbiter general. I am not diagnosed with anything but Temporal Dislocation stop asking
Eternal Torture Labyrinth
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The Yuque delegation is telling me I need to be more likable on xitter dot com to allow parasocial relationships with me—hence incentivizing people to romanticise the Yuque or even migrate here. They want me to become Xianzhounese Zohran Mamdani.
I love you. You specifically.
You may be surprised to learn this, but I cannot write—I would've never been able to make use of a journal even if the factory never exploded. I know how to type as I had unrestricted internet access as a wee lad, because my parents—that I have never mentioned before—hated me.
This is infact how I tweet everyday, this site is nothing but fuel for my feminist rage. For women. This drawing is wonderful, I'm so glad you captured my essence in this beautiful portrait. I am very touched. In more than one way, I think.
Why are you telling me what's ill omen and what's not? I'm the Seer Strategist here. The mob boss of diviners. I alone get to decide what is a sign of ill omen and what isn't. Fuck you.
Depends on whose asking—If you're a man, probably not. If you're anything but a man, I definitely will satisfy your needs. Because I'm a feminist. I'm feminist Yao Guang.
This doesn't concern me as I am not from your era. If you wish for a reaction, I suggest you send this message to my prisoner—Jingliu.
