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"A man's [sic] worth is no greater than his ambitions." - Marcus Aurelius

United States of America
Joined February 2011
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I WOULD LIKE A HAT FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL HAIR
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Told you, cheaters never win!!!!!!!!!
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A BIRD IS A KIND OF DUCK
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A SANDWICH IS CONFINED BY BREAD—BUT MADE INFINITE BY ITS FILLINGS
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I AM AFRAID FOR THE DAY @RoyMooreSenator CONCEDES HE WILL RIDE ME TO THE MALL TO BLOW OFF STEAM
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GRAVY IS THE MAPLE SYRUP OF MEAT
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THE GROUND MAY SEEM TRUSTWORTHY—BUT IT'S THE SAME ONE AS THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
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we must imagine Sisyphus happy and also as an otter
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BEARS—CATS—HORSES—ONLY DOGS ARE ALLOWED SUCH AN EXTREME VARIETY OF SHAPE
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RT if @L_Bell26 and I did it better... 😂😂😂😂
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IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT A DUCK THAT IS IN CHARGE OF YOU—IS IT A DISAPPOINTED DUCK OR A PROUD ONE?
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LOOKING AT A DUCK GIVES YOU VITAMINS
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I wonder if Steve’s Bike shop is hiring...
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ARE NUTS NOT WOOD
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IF PRUNES ARE DRIED PLUMS—HOW IS THERE PRUNE JUICE
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Eric Pellish retweeted
First @penguins 7five cam. Yo @PKessel81...Check your shorts son
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Bike racks are outside, buddy! See you soon. teapawt.net/TeamJuJu/status/923661…
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Everybody loves me now, but these same people won’t start me in fantasy on Sunday... #FakeLove 🤷🏾‍♂️👀
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