My Chinese cabal friend just told me a BIG DIP is coming This Friday afternoon / Saturday Should I be worried?

Btw $BONK started the Solana trenches, not $WIF You had to be there to understand The $BONK lore is seriously underappreciated imo

Jack Dorsey made a black sounding AI and decided to make it stupid, naggy, and lazy You can't make this up

Papertrade staking rewards are down 96% From $6.7M on day 5 to $240K today, and down 99% since day 1

The Jewish God took 3,000 years to fulfill his promise And you guys expect the promised Pumpfun airdrop to happen within one year? Grow up

Checkmark is back Badge will be back next week Let’s run it back baby

All your fav KOLs were saying we’re going lower Hope you listened to this instead

Temporarily lost my checkmark and badge Can you see this tweet?

Just asked my Chinese cabal friend about tomorrow’s “Black Monday” You won’t believe what he said Should I share?

One sub $100k mcap conviction play that runs to $100M would heal my soul rn.

A market maker or whale is going to drain Papertrade. The only question is who gets there first. On a normal exchange, a market maker or whale manipulating price has a problem. You pump it, then you have to sell into real liquidity to lock in profit. Slippage eats you alive. The order book fights back. On Papertrade, there is no order book to fight back. Every trade settles at Hyperliquid’s BBO midpoint. Zero slippage. Zero exit liquidity needed. So a market maker or whale just: 1.Opens a massive 1000x position 2.Nudges Hyperliquid’s price a few ticks 3.Closes at the moved price 4.The profit pool pays them At 1000x, a 0.1% move = 100% of margin. They don’t need to sell into anyone. The pool is the exit.

Who thought it was a good idea to queue position opens and closes at 1000x leverage? You’d be better off throwing your money on a slot machine Everyone using the platform right now is farming it with delta neutral positions And we all know how a platform ends when every user is a farmer @papertrade_xyz won’t last long unless they change something

Btw that day $SOL was $8 Everyone was screaming “it’s over” I was market buying with everything I had If you’ve been following my calls since then, there’s noway you’re not rich rn

Everything @mert touches grows exponentially, except his hair apparently.

In a bull market, you buy the dips In a bear market, you sell the pumps We’re in a bull market

Bitcoin holds above $80k or I’m gay Bookmark this

SOLANA JUST DROPPED THE BREAKPOINT 2026 MERCH.

By 2035, the world’s financial system will run on chain Payments, markets, loans, everything It’ll probably run on Solana But one thing I’m 100% certain about: it’ll be powered by @JupiterExchange $JUP above $10 and I’m a $JUP multimillionaire Remember this tweet

Just stake $JUP $1200/mo just for staking

Are you this old?

I made $40k off one memecoin trade. Not my most ethical win, but here’s how I did it, and how you might be able to replicate it: In late 2024, Pope Francis’s health was getting a lot of attention. He was 88. As much as I hoped he’d recover, I knew a new pope was a real possibility. I researched the cardinals who could succeed him and planned to launch a memecoin for each one. Then I found someone had already done it. The coins were around $20k market cap, so I bought the originals instead, since they were the most likely to run. They dipped under $10k and I kept buying. I ended up with 5% of the supply of each cardinal coin. I held for about 5 months. Then Pope Francis passed away and the coins started pumping. Polymarket opened a market on the next pope, and my coins were the first contenders. The top two ran to $3-4M each and I sold into the hype. None of those cardinals became pope, but I was already out. Now Pope Leo is reportedly having lung surgery. I’m praying he recovers, but I’ve bought back into the top two coins from last time. Both are still under $10k market cap. Here are the CAs: Cmt6QFnpJnQDJuY7bE3ThaMDvaExPmoSHfEJE8BDpump 7rnYT9QqS9RKYFJnDT14T14LxmG1c3xZo61pSVJRpump