Perd Hapley (@PerdHapley) profile picture

Award Winning Reporter, ch46 public access in Pawnee. I dig deep to find the lo-down & what-not in Pawnee. Host of Ya Heard With Perd. Stay Tuned.

Pawnee, Indiana
Joined October 2009
I am experimenting with hashtags, or those symbols that remind one of the #poundsign. #ApparentlyItsAThing
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Replying to @zack_albert
@zack_albert This is turning into a @perdhapley report. "According to me, Perd Hapley, I learned from a source, myself, that it is true."
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Replying to @KristinaWebb
RT @KristinaWebb: @ahirshfield I’m going to miss @PerdHapley so much.<why? Where are you going? -Perd
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A sad day indeed in the @parksandrecnbc community. No film at 11. Just great memories and lasting smiles. RIP Wittels.
Replying to @doyleJack
RT @doyleJack: I think @NBCNew should replace Brian Wms with @PerdHapley. <<<Brian told me you’d tweet this.
Replying to @socontagious19
RT @socontagious19: “I’ve also misplaced my judge hammer.” He says it with such a straight face, too. Love you, Perd. #ParksandRec
Clearly. In this reporters opinion, the team with the most points will more than likely win the Super Bowl. #PerdPrediction
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Actually found out 3 of the 4 tires on the news van have been deflated 1lb ea. and there’s a 1/2 eaten Whopper on the floor.
Anybody know how to get my Betamax clock to stop blinking 12:00a??? #Perdverts
Gifts opened, wrapping thrown away, dinner consumed. All the while, the dog slept, & the cat Perd Hapley. #PerdChristmas
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Gifts opened, wrapping thrown away, dinner consumed. All the while, the dog slept, and the cat Perd Hapley. #PerdChristmas
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Christmas party at the station. My hard boiled egg nog is a hit. Chunky, but a hit none the less. #PerdFavs
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I miss you all. Seriously. Or not so seriously. What evs.
Election results as they happen. Or a tad after. Mostly after. Check with me tomorrow. Or I’ll check in with you.
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RT @DrThisCrThat: I was 50 tweets away from 12,000 before composing this one.Is this tweet more @boringmonahan or @PerdHapley?<touché
JJ’s Diner had 2 for 1 apple pie slices today, but denied me because I forgot the coupon. Do they know who I think I am?
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Replying to @PerdHapley
@PerdHapley was on @SHO_Dexter?! Pssh, I knew he was a good reporter :)
This just in. But now it’s old news. Never mind.
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If you don't think that @PerdHapley is the greatest character of all time, then you think something other than that buff.ly/1kSJ3i0
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Replying to @mattmamba
RT @MattMamba:is it possible that @ScandalABC & @ParksandRecNBC exist in the same TV universe? @PerdHapley? <Indeed possible