"FUUUCKKKK!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!! SOMEBODY!!!! @ProfessorOkido @ProfessorOkido PROFESSOR OAK PLEASE SAVE US PROFESSOR OAK @ProfessorOkido @professorOkido @ProfessorOkido!!!"
Conflicting Pokémon news! Interpol Officer Looker, @ARealLooker, has now stepped forward on the podium to inform everyone on the latest efforts made for the high profile missing case of Beatrice Bell AKA @MischievousWork and what we cam expect. We go live to his statement.
"Quiet down on your gum flapping! I only agreed to take you out cause my Nina said I had to. I need to scout my next free dinner."
"Okay! Important part, did you guys hear? Next week! Sounds like drinks are on Lance!"
Gets up and walks out to her scheduled date.
#EXPShareHolderMeeting
"Aaah. . . . I remember when I used to do that. . . Got all the chocolates. . . Oh to be young again!"
#EXPShareHolderMeeting
"You know a few guys wrote fanfics about me.
It was kinda sad you know?"
#EXPShareHolderMeeting
"Lance. . . I know you miss me but you need to stop copying my criticism. It's over."
#EXPShareHolderMeeting
"Wow! You're late, but points for presentation! Can. . . Can you get him off the table please?"
Staring at Annihilape.
#EXPShareHolderMeeting
"All this yapping-"
Cracking up.
"HE MISSES YOUR COOKING LMAO!!!"
Txt @PerrinPokemon
All this talk about Christmas got me thinking about how I should have been unwrapping you this morning. You were the best gift I ever got. You don’t have to respond. Tell Beatrice I miss her cooking.
Perrin retweeted
MY COUSIN PERRIN TOLD ME TO TELL ANY ELIGIBLE AND SINGLE ADULT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN GOING OUT WITH HER TO LET ME KNOW!!!!!! I'M MAKING A SPRRADSHEET FOR HER!!!!! LEAVE YOUR NAME, AGE, AND NUMBER BELOW AS WELL AS A PHOTO OF YOURSELF AND YOU MAY QUALIFY!!!!! THIS IS HER BTW!!!!
"Guilty I guess! Easy enough!"
Standing up, collecting her things. Does the phone gesture to Brendan.
"Call me."
#PokéTrialC62025
"Oh my God Your Honor, how much can you bench? Like 380?"
Bites her pinkie finger.
"Are you single?"
#PokéTrialC62025
"Thank you so much Looker. She's so beautiful and a really great model. Can you believe someone said I look like Adaman?"
#PokéTrialC62025
"Had to move my dates around for this! Ugh."
Heading into the box with the rest of the Jury.
#PokéTrialC62025
"I had to wear this stupid ceremonial garb for a family reunion picture, and I couldn't move! That's crazy that they used to wear this!"
Perrin retweeted
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, @PerrinPokemon!!!!!!!!!!
Perrin quickly flipped between her family's photo album in her recently furnished, humble, new, sparkling two story home. In all the moving she found some OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLD family photo albums.
Flip! Flip!
Hm, there was some fun photos. Old and ugly poses but. . . -
- finally let her know that she was good to go!
She spends the next fifteen minutes canceling her dates for the next 24 hours and then nodded at the empty day in the calendar. Perrin grabs the photo album, the camera and her sweet little Growlithe before waiting to meet -
- with the best model she had, @MischievousWork at Mesagoza again! After all, there's no way she could have a bad day with the same person in the same place twice after a shocking discovery. . . For tomorrow's dates, she hopes not.








