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A mathematician is giving a lecture and says, "It is obvious that…."
Then he stops, stares at the board, and thinks silently for ten minutes.
Finally he brightens up and says, “Yes! It is obvious.”
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As the RNLI has cropped up again, here is Bill Bryson’s quote:
“I had never really stopped to consider what an extraordinary thing the Royal National Lifeboat Institution is. Think about it. A troubled ship calls for help, and eight people – teachers, plumbers, the guy who runs the pub – drop everything and put to sea, whatever the weather, asking no questions, imperilling their own lives, to try to help strangers. Is there anything more brave and noble than that?”
I very rarely cry, which is a pity. As an adult I can count on the fingers of one hand the no. of times. I was watching the Netflix documentary on the Costa Concordia. A middle aged member of the crew was walking along a corridor. As the ship was on its side he was walking on doors, one of which swung open. He fell a considerable distance, breaking his leg. He could do nothing but wait & hope.
Two days later rescue divers, still thinking the effort worthwhile, entered the ship at great peril to themselves. Surfacing, they found him.
‘What’s your name?’
‘Mario’
‘I’m Francesco. Don’t worry. You’re safe now’.
He cried telling this story years later. I cried too.
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Those who follow me are probably aware I’m not a big fan of Tom Bombadil.
I think he stops the story dead in its tracks in the books, is an unwelcome deus ex machina, and Peter Jackson was smart to keep him out of the films.
ALL THAT SAID, this one single post I saw (and show below) has almost made me reverse my stance on Tom.
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A number of responses here are shocked, shocked! that I could say that Alexander was only great at killing, but if you challenge them to say what else he was great at...they mostly sputter.
So was Alexander great at things other than warfare and killing? 1/
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Help save Scotland’s native woodlands - with double the impact. 🌳 Scotland is home to unique woodlands. Without collecting and cultivating their seed, these globally important #woodlands could be lost forever.
We need your help to raise £20,000 to support our woodlands.
The Big Give #EarthRaise will double all donations to the appeal this week only. 🚨 Donate now 👉 donate.biggive.org/campaign/…
Thank you. 🌲
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This is unequivocally the most astounding capture of the atmosphere that I have ever seen.
If you are a younger meteorologist, watch this then attempt to understand it through study. All hurricanes have a center, not all hurricanes attain cyclostrophic balance and produce one of the rarest phenomena on planet earth.
Replying to @FlynonymousWX
Fifth and final pass through Hurricane Melissa for our crew today. Just after noon entering from the NW corner exiting SE.
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My former adult foster daughter is stuck in Bournemouth with no money and urgently needs £35 to get home paypal.com/paypalme/smithy26…
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Jade, my former adult foster daughter has run out of electric and money and needs £30 to put on the meter, please share. Thank you paypal.com/paypalme/smithy26…
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I am massively in need of mash pots if anyone would like to help a crip whose disability costs exceeds their wallet. amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/…
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If anyone can help, these are very urgent health related needs.
Pls share My friend, Kerry, is in urgent need of at least £5, pref £20, due to a flare of her health condition. It’s very urgent for today. paypal.com/paypalme/KBr...
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Please share. I’m afraid I need help again. All my money has gone on disability related items and I don’t have the money to buy the foods I rely on: mash pots and fiid packs, due to my v Ltd diet as I have CVS-plus amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/…
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Congratulations on completing your PhD, you have earned the right to be called “doctor” sarcastically when you mess up basic trivia
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Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working.
I sang to to them "🎶 Washing machines live longer with.."
None of them responded with "🎶 Calgon”
I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S.
We must confront them every time.
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Dealing with ridiculous expenses at the moment related to my health and so I’m needing to constantly ask if people can share my list, please. Other than the vouchers everything is related directly to my complex conditions amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/…
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Jade is seeking to desperately raise £70 for rent arrears which she just cannot afford
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