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Cartoon fighting joke skeleton. I enjoy a variety of things. Dead most of the time.

Seattle, WA
Joined January 2009
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Hey Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR. #BlackLivesMatter Yes, still.
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This is how I, a 45-year-old white woman and mother of 6, currently at her peak Karen power, went from assuming police work was a necessary part of functional communities, to becoming a passionate advocate for #abolishthepolice #defundthepolice, over the course of one week. 1/x
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Read this article. Realize how awful it gets. See what we have to fight. #BlackLivesMatter
They arrested him. They put rat poison in his food. He stopped eating their food. They destroyed the food he bought from vending machines. They beat him. They told him to kill himself. They tried to kill him. He is set to be released July 11th. theverge.com/2019/3/13/18253…
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“I'd rather be a hypocrite than the same person forever.” -Adam 'Ad-Rock' Horovitz #BlackLivesMatter
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It's a privilege to learn about racism instead of experiencing it your whole life.
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be safe seattle
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#BlackLivesMatter They matter more than buildings. They matter more than stuff we own. They matter more than our opinions & hypotheticals. They matter more than that feeling of discomfort being around someone we don't know. Do the right thing. Do what you can. PS: FASCISM BAD
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Deer men, what is preventing you from looking like this?
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My first pang of regret over not getting Iceborne
Catch some Great Whetfish to make some great Dual Blades! ⚔️🐟 Word is they stay pretty sharp for a good while...
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If it weren't for puns, I wouldn't be any kind of punctual
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Muffy, Buffy, Biff Jr., and I are going on our Sunday drive
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I think I'm the only one who didn't go to a sexy party this weekend, but I'm gonna go see the Sonic movie tomorrow so it's cool.