Peter Coyle

....Lionel Scaloni, for teeing up Steven Gerrard in 2006 when Row Z was calling and we were 30 seconds from winning the FA Cup ....none of it matters today, because we are Champions of Europe🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆⚒🍺🥳

The Club Shop manager for running out of Zs when we bought Carlos Tevez..... Alan Pardew for playing Hayden Mullins ahead of Javier Mascherano.....

...Frank Lampard for all that tasteless Chelsea badge kissing.... David Gold for making us homeless and pocketing £120 mill from Galliard Homes in the process....

.....for Harry Redknapp, for bringing Omoyimni so he got his appearance bonus.... Frank Lampard for losing 3 stone of weight in each buttock before leaving us and joining Chelski....

....Jermaine Defoe, for 'playing' with your transfer request in your shorts when we last got relegated.... Emanuel Omoyinmi for playing our 90 seconds of our semi final whilst cup-tied in 2000, so stopping us getting to the League Cup Final...

On the train back to Munich, reflecting on the last 43 years: You are all forgiven: Dimitri Payet for being the most loved and hated player on history.... Paul Ince for being second behind Dimitri... Marco Boogers for the most embarrassing red card in history...

Final leg.....Munich to Prague. ⚒⚒⚒

I knew we'd find each other again. My 1980 FA Cup Final scarf is back! Worn, torn and covered in beer....we're off to Prague you little beauty ⚒

I can no longer support Moyes. Dismal today. Long depressing trip back from Wolverhampton ahead. Enough!

I'm hearing lots of calls for Moyes' sacking but no suggested replacements which feel like an improvement. Isn't that back to front? Parker or Dyche...seriously? A change for its own sake is not going to take our football club forward. Brace yourselves for years more shite ⚒

It's not all bad. Thanks @CarltonCole1 you legend! ⚒

A bad day at the office. It happens. A lot! Before we go overboard with the decisions of Moyes, remember 1992, 2003, 2011. We are still on an upward curve.