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New York, NY
Joined April 2009
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Actually a birth certificate DOES in fact make you an American, you little racist shit goblin.
Rally speaker: "Mike Rogers is an American. Abdul has a birth certificate. The birth certificate says he's a citizen of America. You know what? a birth certificate doesn't make you an American."
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The Cheesecake Factory has enormous golden doors, gold on every wall, ugly golden columns. Its seemingly endless menu contains delicious food, but the decor is gaudy as fuck. That’s the joke. Idiots.
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Stoked to eat a liver burger tonight. Go away, Leatherface.
RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."
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These are the insanely inaccurate words of an aging imbecile whose brain is quickly turning into jelly.
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"
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Coyote vs. Acme is fantastic. God bless you, Will Forte.
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Turnstile is the best live band today and it’s not even close. After seeing them at Forest Hills in Queens last week I felt like I just stepped off of a rollercoaster. So damn cool to see them on SNL. Well deserved.
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Don’t sleep on Chad Powers. It’s genuinely fantastic. Season 2 it becomes something so much more. Glen Powell, Steve Zahn and Perry Mattfeld all deserve Emmy nominations.
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Add someone else to the list, you cowards!!!
The JAMES BOND shortlist is here, with six actors reportedly set to screen-test in September to play the next 007 (via @PageSix) Jack Barton, Jacob Elordi, Paul Mescal, Callum Turner, Jack Lowden and Harris Dickinson tinyurl.com/4tbu69rk
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Real talk: They have recently been rounding up wild horses and sending them to be slaughtered. Now there's all of a sudden "meat" coming from countries he doesn't want to say...so enjoy your horsemeat everyone
Q: On the beef deal, which countries did you make the deal with? Trump: I don’t want to say.
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Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled
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It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.
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Stuff like this used to end presidencies but this won’t even be a blip
NEW YORK (AP) — Judge orders E. Jean Carroll be paid $5M after jury found President Trump sexually abused and defamed her.
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just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.
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Just left Taylor Swift’s wedding. Bad vibes. They had the rizzler roasting over a fire with an apple in his mouth
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I’m at Taylor Swift’s wedding and they’re letting Erika Kirk run around with a flame thrower
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When the Chipotle guy doesn’t evenly distribute those ingredients in the burrito…
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