This is for the artists who keep messaging me. The only art i want is Astolfo in Blue Archive style. if you don’t clarify with me with this as a given, i will block you instantly. The only other option i will accept is Blue Archive genderbent yaoi. Thank you for understanding

which dish should i make for a potluck friday at my job

giant cookie

i went to my local Turkish Delight dealer

RIP cheetos

im surprised that Fantasy Island did the “marry your favorite prostitute” story

i keep being asked if i’ve sold a credit card today. the credit cards we offer have no real incentive for people to get other than the name so why would anyone want it

i sneezed and a piece of chicken came out. i’m scared

now my laptop works ago after i let the battery completely discharge. i have no idea what happened

i completely forgot i had this in my laptop bag

i’m watching Fantasy Island and one of the stories is a detective who wanted to larp as a wild west sheriff and it is annoying the other guests who wanted to have fun (he found out the people he was after went there as well)

wait what

how did “Miss Me More” by Kelsea Ballerini manage to steal “Bad Apple!!” and no one cared

us

my laptop wont turn on except for that light that says it’s on next to the charging light that won’t turn on anymore

us

why does it want me to eat paint

baby