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Amateur internet ninja, Award-winning alcohol evangelist and meme enthusiast.

Joined May 2015
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I dont recognize the girl i see in the mirror.. she scares me.. And im really proud of that
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I survive off the idea that one day my rage will be witnessed by the men who poisoned me with it in the first place
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I bet the first few seconds in a tornado is fun as fuck
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You're trying to date him, I made him cry.. we're not the same
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Sorry, I can't be on your level, because I didn't bring a shovel
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My taste in men is basically fucking self harm at this point
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I'll have to tag my old self back in because I've been a little too soft lately and people are messing with my peace
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I'll never be the bigger person, if you're going low I'm going to hell
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I'll repeat what my great, beautiful, strong and fucking badass friend @Elyie_ posted today "The peace I have now is worth everything I lost" and isn't that the fucking truth
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I found the perfume you gave me.. it smells like trauma
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The P in my name stands for patience And that's why my friends call me delusional instead of Petra. Because I'm not having it
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I carry sarcasm and comebacks around like housekeys.. Don't ask me dumb shit
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Please don't be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and I'll make you cry
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"Women were born to serve men" with what? Potatoes? Would not give that poison meat to my girlies on a BBQ sunday
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I'll always be in love with the man you'll never become
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I wish I could take my brain out and blow on it to make it work like Nintendo 64
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Boys come and goes.. but I made this boy come so many times so he's not going anywhere
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If a boy treats me like a toy, I'll be Annabelle
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The level of mognad jag kände när jag inte attackerade den största bullen när en arbetskollega bjöd på fika idag. Jag har verkligen blivit vuxen
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My Netflix queue looks like I'm learning how to be a murderer
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