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Sargon of ACAB

@PhakeJakeHowell

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Joined September 2011
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Gonna start my own lil thread here
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@oneunderscore__27 Oct 2022
Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye.
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clara@clarafables7h
as someone with a crippling fear of starting something new, this is very reassuring!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor8h
Good morning!
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staid (@staidindoors) profile picture
staid@staidindoors20h
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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Linda Mamoun
@mamoun_linda21h
Adam Hamawy, a surgeon who worked in Gaza, just won a seat in Congress.
NJ PBS (@mynjpbs) profile pictureNJ PBS@mynjpbs21h
Democrat Adam Hamawy wins in the 12th Congressional District. The Associated Press called the race for Adam Hamawy at 8:26 p.m.
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 2
“This Could Be Catastrophic”: GOP Braces for Southern Wipeout, Senate Seats at Risk From Texas to North Carolina
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Nate Cohn
@Nate_Cohn22h
The needle is live. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
The New York Times Needle 2026: Senate and House Live Forecast

The New York Times Needle 2026: Senate and House Live Forecast

Follow real-time estimates of the outcome of the 2026 midterm elections from The New York Times.

nytimes.com
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jp@excesstential22h
my only takeaway this early is that Kamala / Biden were uniquely awful candidates and they should never touch politics again
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoffNov 3
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 3
Trump: "If people ever got tired of me in the US, I'll move to Israel and become prime minister"
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2joser2loser@joserloser5 Nov 2024
me: I’m going to disconnect completely today also me:
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Jake Green (@JakeGreenBruh) profile picture
Jake Green@JakeGreenBruhNov 3
Midterms is such a good day for Look At Phone
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*reads TLDR* everyone: too long, didn’t read my brain: The Lord Da Rings
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Claire Penis
@ZeroSuitCamus11 Apr 2024
I just found out people with ADHD are stupid. That’s why they seem flaky or distracted, they’re just not as smart as normal people
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hasanabi
@hasanthehunNov 2
yes quite literally you’re out if you endorse a fucking republican in a pivotal senate race.
Kristin Reid (@KristinMReid11) profile pictureKristin Reid
@KristinMReid11Nov 1
So basically the tent is big enough for Hasan Piker, but not Haley Stevens.
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When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them
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@SarahSquirmOct 29
hey oscar, your 🗑️ or mine? 😜
Oscar the Grouch (@OscarTheGrouch) profile pictureOscar the Grouch@OscarTheGrouchOct 29
Sarah Sherman came by and was SO ANNOYING!!! Hey Sarah, come back anytime! Heh-heh-heh.
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respectful huff@alexqarbuckleOct 29
BOURDAIN: Once you’ve had acorn salad and damson cordial at Redwall Abbey you’ll never stop wanting to crush Cluny the Scourge with a bell.
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a🪴@gennyIiteOct 28
mina kimes really is the only one at espn with a backbone huh
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John Mulaney
@mulaney28 Mar 2025
Y'all remember Butterball? #EverbodysLive now streaming
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People on here are always hating on women but I actually really like them. In fact I find there to be something almost alluring about them.
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