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PharmD Dog Mom

@PharmD_ToBe

I sell drugs for a living to provide our dog a lavish lifestyle. In love with a bodybuilder. Views are mine alone.

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Joined October 2013
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If you don't vaccinate because you think vaccines cause autism you're saying you'd rather have a dead child than one with special needs.
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I’m so thankful that N is off today. We rarely both have the holiday off this is a treat ❤️🎄
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Instead of a bfp I got my period for Christmas. My brother couldn’t come home this year. My parents are psycho about Covid and won’t be doing Christmas dinner with us and I just need 5 minutes to be sad today.
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My whole neighborhood outside queuing up their snowblowers for this storm. It’s a soundtrack.
You ever see someone driving the car you like and you’re just thinking like “I would look way better in the driver seat” or is that just me
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Idc who you are if you slide in my DMs and I know you’re taken I’ll call your shit. Also, I’m married. Better luck next time.
Here comes round 2 of the closures here in PA.
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Didn’t leave the house at all yesterday and it felt amazing. Can’t even remember we had a lazy day off together
When your period is 4 days late but every stick you pee on still says negative 🙃
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Student loan debt forgiveness would literally change my life.
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Had our first snow flurries today ❄️ time to bring out our Christmas decor
So I’ve scheduled our infertility consult. We’ve been trying for a year with no luck.
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Life update since it’s been a while! I’m still working for a chain pharmacy full time as a pharmacist. N left policework, went back to school, worked in that field andddd went back to policework. Still just us and our fur baby in our house but we’re TTC!!
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Also, we’re both still lifting/bodybuilding. N tore his pec muscle last November. Tendon off of bone and had to have surgery to repair it. We went through some shit with our insurance not covering it but despite that he’s all healed up now with just the scar to show for it
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What’s up twitter I’m back again 🌸
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Hellooooo I’m back. Maybe 😂 took a hiatus for a while
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I was this👌🏼close to buying myself my neverfull today but then talked myself out of it. I felt guilty dropping that kind of money on a bag for myself even though I can afford it
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Plz kill me now. Anyone who comes through my drive thru at work today will be shunned for eternity.
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Jill Murphy@jillbankz19 Jan 2019
Hi, I’m a pharmacist. You might know me from my greatest hits: ”you have a deductible/are in your coverage gap”, “there are no refills remaining”, “I won’t know your copay until I receive the rx”, and last but not least, “Shingrix is still on backorder”
ER 💩 Magnet, BSN RN CEN (@ERshitmagnet) profile pictureER 💩 Magnet, BSN RN CEN@ERshitmagnet18 Jan 2019
Hi I’m an ER nurse. You might know me from my greatest hits: “what brings you in today?”, “big pinch, hold still”, “follow-up with your family doctor”, and last but not least “return to the ER if you have these symptoms”.
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My birthday is Wednesday but I have to work so since I’m off tomorrow I’ll be treating myself to a manicure, fresh highlights, and some shopping 💃🏼
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Because I’m curious: What % of your income (after taxes) do you pay in student loans?
53%<10%
19%10-17
14%18-25
13%>25%
90 votes • Final results
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I pay 23% 😩😭
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