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Yo, Ding Dong, man. Ding Dong. Ding Dong, yo. (Ding/Dong) | ~90% posts/retweets of things I think are funny | Ethan Winters Enthusiast | #ReleaseTheDominikCut

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Joined November 2019
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The dregue in Morrowind looks like he's about to tell me that "nothing ever happens"
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There is something almost stimulating about amphetamines
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mass literacy is one of the single greatest accomplishments in human history. the powers that be have been trying for thousands of years to keep us docile and uninformed and yall would have us go back to that simply for clout. you shouldn’t be allowed to post until you turn 30
“why don’t boys read anymore” idk man. maybe mass literacy was a historical aberration. maybe reading is not so central to the human experience as is commonly supposed. why is the act of reading itself treated with an almost moral reverence.
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Hate when my story about hard, rural work just veers off into a decades long queer romance all on its own. Always trying to steer it back to labor, but the boys just keep kissing each other!
Annie Proulx, who has long claimed to regret writing "Brokeback Mountain," said in a new interview that the "gayness" of the story overwhelmed her intended subject: depicting the difficulty young men have finding work in rural Wyoming. telegraph.co.uk/books/author…
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As time moves forward, we have to start being realistic about what kind of evil Soma will face in the castle.
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I’m losing it at this headline
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Jensen Huang came to my apartment distraught last night, clearly inebriated. I showed him how well my nvidia gaming laptop from 2019 still works and that cheered him up. He slept on my couch. He’s doing better now
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If you showed this to someone from 1918 they would laugh themselves to literal death
That video of the medic monkeys carrying a third one on a sheet is genuinely the funniest thing humanity has ever recorded
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Been watching Ben 10 with friends and we all laughed the exact frame we saw it
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A fun thing about modern South Park is how sometimes you get an episode that’s just Trey Parker venting for 30 minutes about something his kid got into
This one's for you, Creek fans. An all-new episode of South America is now streaming on Paramount+
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¡HISTÓRICO ENCUENTRO! El creador de 'Vinland Saga' Makoto Yukimura, está de visita en Islandia y tuvo la oportunidad de conocer a Kristin, una descendiente de Thorfinn Karlsefni de la 26va Generación.
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"everyone is 12 now" is so good and immediately loadbearing that we've collectively agreed to adopt it as a tweet and ignore that it was a bluesky post lol
there has never been a more vindicated tweet as the "everyone is 12 now" theory
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This is scary because it could happen to anyone…
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the most important thing to remember when you read this guy's posts is that he lives in British Columbia, Canada
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Look Outside is $5.99 on GOG buff.ly/TsrNKa4 #ad
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Twitter has pushed an update to allow more than four pictures on a tweet, therefore I'll be blessing your timeline with many 4K S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 screenshots now.
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heartbreaking greatest tweet made in the last decade requires so much context I might not have single person to share this with.
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I have adhd and it has undoubtedly made my life worse in some pretty profound ways but every symptom is also synonymous with a character flaw so it’s like yeah. I have useless fucking asshole disease. I can’t focus unless it’s an emergency. please give me meth.
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