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Louis P. Stanfield prof. of Phrenology at Bale U. My Latest Book: “We Be Diredt ‘n Sheeeit: Ersatz Fatigue” Available November 1st at all major booksellers

Joined November 2022
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary lol. 15 accounts later and this one survived this long.
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I don’t know how many flights I’ve been on. Hundreds. I intensely dislike it, but this is our world. Exactly one time I thought we might really crash. It was a small commuter plane from Chicago to Milwaukee. Propellers. The plane was whipped around in all directions in something far beyond turbulence. The woman across the aisle was holding the armrests and talking to herself, I think praying. The eerie thing is the pilots never said a word. They didn’t say ‘we’re hitting a rough patch, fasten your seatbelts.’ They must have been totally focused on keeping the plane in the air. When we landed, they did the normal announcement, but again said nothing about the extreme whipsawing. Everyone exited in a kind of trance. Anyway - there is too much posting of the people on the Lear Jet who died today in Florida. Too much blaming. We aren’t accustomed to plane crashes today because safety is better - but not long ago they happened a lot more. This one is getting so much attention because this kind of thing is unusual now. It wasn’t 30 years ago. Silver lining. But also a reminder we’re not ever going to be 100% safe in the air.
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It rained here for my kids. Low turnout. The honor candy dishes were left full and the attended homes were overfilling my kids’ pumpkins to get it over and welcomed their visits. We’re blessed with a high trust community and I’ll be here to protect it.
I went through all our front door footage from last night. I swear I did not set out to make a propaganda film.
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If he just modifies actual wolves to do domesticated commands, that’s impressive. Overcoming the Belgian Malinois desires wouldn’t be that impressive. Give us Timber Wolf military wolves at shoulder height.
JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
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This is NOT Palmer's company at all, his company Anduril is only supplying the tech for the dogs, and this is a wholly owed Collosal entiity x.com/palmerluckey/s…
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Can we just make press sec. an AF combat controller on rotation: good under pressure; good on a mic; takes orders well; knows the battlefield; and an NCO that won’t reach for diplomacy when power matters.
Anna Kelly is officially President Trump's next White House Press Secretary. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Anna Kelly has not been named White House Press Secretary. She remains Principal Deputy Press Secretary; no permanent successor has been announced after Katie Zacharia’s 5day tenure. The post is from a self-described parody account & image appears AI-generated/edited. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Kell… axios.com/2026/10/16/tru… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Zac… usatoday.com/story/news/pol… news.meaww.com/fact-check-is-…
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Nothing some belt-fed couldn’t cure.
Apocalypse in Italy: Milan today.
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I'm back & I'll do it again
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Many moons ago, frogwave and me were mutuals…kind of the same energy. Love it bro.
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This is the most egregious example of subservient colonization in the course of human history.
#Canada and #India share a partnership built on people, culture, and food! From family dinners to takeout nights, butter chicken has become a Canadian favourite and delicious reminder of our cultural ties. What’s your go-to CA-IN food pairing? 🇨🇦🇮🇳
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I said racism against Indians is still a real problem, and the replies to my own post proved exactly why I said that. People came into the comments making sweeping accusations against Indians, calling us scammers and repeating the same stereotypes I was talking about. I raised the issue of racism, and the comment section became a demonstration of it. Sometimes, the responses prove the point better than any argument ever could.
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I was 12 and went around the strip in-tow with my parents and got all of the skin mags the street pimps we’re handing out and learned about the flesh trade. I doubt Tiffany Towers was the lady on the exchange. Lmaooo
We used to love Vegas. Now, it’s way too expensive on the Strip and way too sketchy downtown. My first disenchanting moment was when a buddy and I sat down at a casino bar one night and ordered our typical drinks. Mine was a double Citron and water with a splash of 7. His was also a double shot. This was more than 10 years ago, and it’s even worse now. That pricing is a temporary high. "We had our biggest night ever!"—and then customers never return after feeling like they got screwed. They were $60 per drink—$30 per shot. One shot exceeded what I pay for an entire bottle at home. We paid, and I have never spent a dime in that casino again. Now, that type of pricing is everywhere. They’re gouging and taking advantage of our sentimental love for what Vegas used to be. They probably saw brief profits, and now business is dropping. Duh. They made us fall out of love with the core product: the escapism of Vegas. It’s no longer an escape. It’s a trap.
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Hasan will be executed by lethal neonicotinoid pesticide application. Then shot.
🚨🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: PETE HEGSETH TELLS JACK POSOBIEC THE MAJOR HASAN EXECUTION WILL BE PUBLIC humanevents.com/2026/10/08/e…
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U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Earl Butz is reprimanded by President Ford in public for making racist remarks. Butz said “coloreds only want a tight p——y, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit.”
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But you managed to do it. Congrats.
Replying to @ezwonderhammer
That's a interesting concept. Pussy whipped but also gay... Hard to pull off
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The cops are never going to believe me when I insist this is a culinary tool.
Meet the Dalstrong Meat Knuckles. Built from durable aluminum alloy with dual textured surfaces, this heavy-duty tenderizer delivers power and control for breaking down tough cuts and ingredients.

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If you haven't seen this movie... Fix that. This is the Pinnacle of high fantasy. It's a mythified opera without curtains closing. Soundtrack is perfect. Costume and set design, perfect. Story... Well it's arguably the founding story of the west for the post roman era.
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If you can guess Robert Pattinson's favorite 2000s YouTube video, we'll send you a very special Primetime prize. Answer revealed tomorrow.
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The local orb weaver made a big game catch.
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Would be cool for Hieronymous Bosch.
New addiction: turning Hiroshi Nagai paintings into worlds I can explore with Astra
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