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Fifeensquared crossword blogger. MA Cantab in compsci and maths. Now looking after the NHS computer networks. Looking forward to retiring and doing bugger all.

Ipswich
Joined December 2013
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Ok I'm leaving if you wish to find me I'll be @flashling.bsky.social pity this used to be fun and useful.
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"Kemi Badenoch, your specialist subject is denying you gave your previous answer" "That's not what I said..."
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Not easy making anagrams of ROBERT JENRICK, though REJECTION and JOBCENTRE are both there...
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He had a lifetime of rock and roll! (8) Sample clue from today's Knut puzzle in the @Independent
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📞"I don't know who should be President! The man whose ex-colleagues said is a fascist and wants to do fascist stuff, or the woman who can’t locate a payslip from her McDonald's job 40 years ago!" "I can see why it’s such a tight race!" Colin from Portsmouth on Trump vs Harris
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Replying to @CentralBylines
I thought it was my civic duty as he lied while my husband died in hospital on his own.
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“Burger King want you to go and serve up some Whoppers, sir. They’ve heard you’ve had a lot of practice.”
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The person pictured being burned alive was Sha’ban Ahmed. He was a teenage boy. His mum also died. His family were forced to watch on unable to help. May those who did this to him (and the other innocents just trying to survive) suffer untold horror for the rest of their days.
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Replying to @mrjamesob
As hard as he tries to move on from the Taylor Swift story, Starmer is just unable to shake it off.
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A foreign England manager?! This isn’t the Brexit I was promised.
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Delighted to be back with another @Independent cryptic today. puzzles.independent.co.uk/ga… Sailors wasting five years at sea? They probably won't agree! (8) Where pigs presumably go to sleep warm (6) Hope you enjoy.
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You need to be careful as these can be poisonous, toxic and have mind altering properties that make you believe anything. Picking the wrong mushroom can be quite dangerous too.
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Journalists falling over themselves to interview Boris Johnson should understand that most of us don’t want to see his face nor hear his voice ever again. But if you want to put him in one of those Red Bull soapbox cars and chuck him down the steepest cobblestoned fucking hill in the uk we’ll be there with a folding chair and a flask of tea.
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A poll on Boris Johnson. Like - He's a lying scumbag. RT - He should be in jail.
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Robert Gros made £27m selling useless gowns via the VIP PPE Lane, of course he never paid back a penny, he bought 2 mansions instead. RT and see if we can make him as famous as Michelle Mone.
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