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I just wanna dance.

Yo momma's house.
Joined July 2015
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Absolutely killer shot, @pirates. We need more secondary angles in sports social and less reliance on broadcast. Let’s fill the feeds with something different.
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Ever find an old girlfriend on Facebook and wonder if she still likes it in the ass?
Happy Birthday @xhamstercom !!! Thanks for being there for me all these years!!!
Kurt Cobain Layne Staley Scott Weiland Chris Cornell Beiber is still alive. Can someone check on Eddie Vedder?
I'm white, but not throw devil horns in the air when Creed is playing white.
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Little Debbie was a big whore. She invented the oatmeal cream pie.
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Obama was our first black president. Trump will be our first orange one. #Trump
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Hey, kids...Don't look up to celebrities. Because, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Katy Perry, Jay-Z and Beyonce couldn't help Hillary Clinton.
For the first time, in a long time....I shit BEFORE I got into the shower. Today is gonna be a great day.
Marriage is full of false hopes and begging for handjobs.
Hey @DunkinDonuts your coffee is perfectly delicious, but your breakfast sandwiches are horrible. Is this by accident, or hard work?
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Just met a girl who doesn't like guys who text her the next day! #dreamsdocometrue #yeahbuddy @Kelsey_Zerfoss
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I will beg nude pics before I ask someone to vote for one of my pictures on an Instagram page.
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Credit Karma just told me my credit score is "What the Fuck?" .
Auto-flushing toilets are bullshit. Maybe I wanna see the monster log I just dropped. Maybe, I'd like the next guy to see it too.
Hey, fellas. If you're gonna send a dick pic, just make sure it's a dick pic, and not some titties some other bitch sent you.
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Scissor Heaven would make a great name for a salon or an all girl porno.