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@EagleEyeRSA. Dog Dad.

Joined October 2010
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Winning the test championship definitely a fluke @MichaelVaughan
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What happens when Marnus scores a gritty 80 tonight to get Australia home?
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Marnus Labuschagne's wife phones Newlands, "I'd like to speak to my husband, please". Receptionist: "Sorry, ma'am. He's batting." Mrs Labuschagne: "Oh, that's okay. I'll hold."
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Best halloween costume I've seen so far has been Marnus Labuschagne dressed as an Australian cricketer batting at no 3 tonight. #SAvAUS
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I watch every single Springbok match. Still grit my teeth through United games. I follow golf somewhere most weekends. Grand Slam tennis is always on. SA20 and IPL. Olympics, Comrades, even the SuperBowl. But nothing - absolutely nothing - comes close to watching Test cricket.
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It is quite terrible that there are so many billionaires not getting made in hamburger while so many people are not eating hamburger.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” that people have so much DRAM sitting in their own PCs instead of being used in data centers. “Everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time,” He argues that cloud data centers should make better use of limited memory supplies instead of people running AI models locally.
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“Not paying attention to politics” works when you’re a teenager, but it’s an embarrassingly privileged and immature stance as an adult. Grow up.
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Whatever happens from here, 2 things are indisputable: 1. Test cricket is the greatest sport on earth. 2. This should have been a 4 or 5 match series and South Africa deserves more (or even any) of them.
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rickleton ducked underneath a short ball instead of attempting a pull shot. tears in my eyes, we still have batsmen with working brain cells.
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For how slow cricket is, it is soooo crucial to have good commentary to keep the life of the broadcast in between the action. For this series? We have been seeeriously spoilt! All the commentators have been nothing short of excellent! They captured the essence of this contest!
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Graeme Smith's son having more screen-time than Marnus Labuschagne.😭
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ITS ALWAYS A LEGEND AND NEVER THAT FAT ORANGE FUCK
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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I love South African test summers man. We have the best commentary team in the world. No matter who it is each commentator brings something different. Love Mark Howard and Simon Katich as well. Home tests heal something in me they really do.
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South Africa definitely needs to take a hard look at themselves after these two days. Australia plays test cricket in matches like these. Not every wicket will be a helpful swinging wicket. Being punished for our utter hubris with the bat and the bowlers are paying for it.
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Case 1:omg women hate accountability,she ruined my man TenZ’s life and idc that they both denied it,Reddit incels told the truth. burn her at the stake Case 2:get over it snowflakes,who even cares he bought ai porn of streamers🤣he even donated!cant cancel a man for jerkin off😂
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When India come again, I beg SuperSport to not bring him into the commentary team. I have never seen someone lauded for their cricket knowledge while simulatenously not knowing what the fuck he is talking about...
This is a monster team. India in T20 cricket is at par with what Australia and West Indies were in test cricket.
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There are 1000s of pictures of Newlands on Google. What is this AI slop? So stupid.
I've just sat down at Bootlegger and ordered us breakfast, we can walk down to Newlands around 10am. Did you remember to pack in sunblock and a pair of sunnies?
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South African batsmen since Amla, Kallis and co retired.
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Quite fascinating to see Arsenal fans slowly coming to the realisation that people in real life, in fact do not rate a team where the defenders are their biggest offensive threat. There is a world outside of twitter.
Fucking farcical award ceremony. Spending any of your energy on it is a waste of time.
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