ALT A Woodhouse's Toad sits on a country road in a cowboy hat. This tweet is from drafts.
ALT A screenshot of a dm we received a WHOLE NOTIFICATION OF WITH THE DING AND EVERYTHING says “Do you ever think about how deep the ocean is and get worried that there are like, continent size whales down there? Or does being landlocked kind of absolve that fear?”
ALT A graphic showing two foxes. The fox in the top box is a cartoon. She has a white chest and inner ears, a beautiful auburn coat, what looks like a really fly smokey copper eye makeup look complete with cute curled lashes and a sly smile. The fox in the bottom box has ~seen things~. He is not a cartoon but more like a cross between a puppet and a taxidermied fox. The pupils of his widened brown eyes are pinpricks. The white fur on his chest isn’t really white so much as ashy. His ears are lopsided. He sits on a chair looking in the distance, haunted. Text above the cute fox says, “1st year working in journalism.” Text above the haunted fox says, “10th year working in journalism.” Badum tssss.