The moon and the stars, the sea and the rain.

Special Accomodations? I require a sad clown and a mad fool to attend on me at all times.

The Irish Invincibles was one of the best names for a cladestine terrorist group. They were successful in their only action, and then the leader betrayed everyone, and was himself assassinated. So they could only beat themselves. They were invincible.

Harold Bloom to his editor: No blurb on the back cover, just my own pained grimace. That should give readers the right idea.

Chivalric gameshow called Boon or Bane

Peasant drone musician influenced by the lows of ambling kine and the wind.

When I move to Ireland I'm either going to become a bard or a cattle raider.

My definition of what makes up "the midwest"

Halloween is kind a labor day situation. Americans celebrate in the fall, but in Europe they have Walpurgisnacht in the spring. An attempt to kneecap and deradicalize the demon movement.

When the other gods caught Venus in bed with Mars they all laughed at her, because the god of war is a chud with skidmarks on his boxers.

There's a reason the elite want you calling this soda and not pop.

What we're calling AI psychosis is like how flattery makes rich guys progressively stupider. And now everyone can have that experience. A democratic technology!

"Everyone swallows 7 spiders a year in their sleep" - fake bullshit that doesn't move me. "Daddy longlegs are the most venomous spider, but their mouths are too small to bite us" - fake bullshit that gives me a shudder.

🚨Breaking: It's gonna be a Turkish Day.

Academics have long considered it pretty hot that Herman Melville and Nathaniel Hawthorne explored each other's bodies, but recent scholarship pointing out their 15 year age gap has complicated this narrative.

I have few cousins and we are not close due to our small, old family and icy white demeanors. I wish I had the perfect cousin.

My giant illegal fireworks balloon just landed safely.

Editing my manifesto and changing 'the gaping maw of humanity' to 'humanity's gaping maw'

Bass player who stands by the drummer: noble and steady Bass player who stands by the singer and guitarist: a curse to his band