@PichiColindres

Bigger than my body gives me credit for

 Guatemala
Joined February 2011
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Cristiano Penaldo
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Pero mira como le cambia la cara hermano, como haces para no amar a este hijo de puta?
Leri
@iler_encesOct 12
Look at the difference in Messi’s face when his achievements are on screen and when Thiago, Mateo, Ciro appear 🥹
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in assoluto il video più divertente di sempre
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concerts are where you realise how beautiful it is to be alive in this world.
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Me rushing to Duolingo to learn Portuguese so that I can join Ronaldo’s cooking happening in Portugal
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Life as a Ronaldo hater since 2022
Telegraph Football
@TeleFootballSep 30
Cristiano Ronaldo is at the centre of crisis talks within the Portugal camp after the president of the nation’s football federation flew in over the decision to bench the 41-year-old. Ronaldo reacted angrily to being an unused substitute in Portugal’s 2-1 victory over Norway on Sunday, when he stormed down the tunnel at the final whistle. @SamJDean has the details ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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por favor parem de falar mal do ronaldo não consigo dar like em tudo
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Luis retweeted
VERSUS
@vsrsusAug 3
The Arsenal yellow kit is football heritage.
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Successful campaign of hatewatching
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bruna@brunatomiaJul 15
me incomoda muito que tenham pessoas que odeiem ele mais do que eu
Arvin@sozirvJul 15
Thoughts on my new T-shirt?
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El viejito de 39 años contra el joven de 23 que está en su prime. Todos son mejores que él hasta que se lo enfrentan.
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"Cabo Verde salva el fútbol" "Egipto salva el fútbol" "Suiza salva el fútbol" "Inglaterra salva el fútbol" Decían sin entender que MESSI es el FÚTBOL
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People don’t grasp how insane this is
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: 800+ km/h
World of Statistics
@stats_feedJul 9
Top speed at World Cup 2026 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé: 37.6 km/h 🇲🇦 Achraf Hakimi: 35.6 km/h 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland: 35.6 km/h 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal: 35.5 km/h 🇧🇪 Romelu Lukaku: 31.4 km/h 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane: 31.4 km/h 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi: 30.9 km/h 🇨🇭 Granit Xhaka: 28.9 km/h Source: FIFA (Mbappé), Sofascore
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Being a Messi/Argentina fan ain't easy. Every day you have to explain basic football rules to idiots who judge football from a screenshot.
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LMFAOOO FAIRS THIS VIDEO IS KILLING ME
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𒋻@AdiiiFCBJul 6
We had a white version and now we got a red version too 😭
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Expe
@ExpefutbolJul 7
Cristiano no resiste un archivo es peor que los politicos
Sudanalytics
@sudanalytics_Jul 6
“He ganado tres títulos con Portugal. Antes de Cristiano, Portugal no había ganado nada. El mayor título que gané en la Selección fue la Euro 2016. PARA MÍ, TIENE LA MISMA DIMENSIÓN QUE UN MUNDIAL”. Cristiano Ronaldo. 😳🇵🇹
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Lea
@Lea_EFCJul 6
“You cannot celebrate Ronaldo’s international career ending in tears” Me:
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