Melanie

Friday - High school football ?. .. Saturday - College football ?. .. Sunday - NFL ? Retweet if you love this time of the year!

That moment when you say, "Just Kidding" but you're actually dead serious.

Black people pray when they about to whoop somebodies Ass... "Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen"

Oomf a hoe. She know she a hoe, I know she a hoe, she wont claim she a hoe, so she say she aint a hoe, but...WE ALL KNOW YOU A HOE!!! HOE!

EX's should stay EX's. They're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation for why you deserve better.

I never understood why men cheat on their beautiful women with girls that look like donkey from shrek.

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

Wife: Whisper dirty dirty things into my ear. Husband: Bathroom, kitchen, laundry room

Hoes These days be built like them blue bitches from the Proud Family

Giving your best friend 'the look' when someone is being annoying as hell.

The Cutest Girls Be The Weirdest Ones When You Get To Know Them.

Next Bitch That Text Me "K" Imma Bus Driver Upper Cut Her Ass

Bitches be looking like who, what, when & WHY in their avi's.

All these girls claimin' to be barbies look like they came from the Build-A-Ho Workshop

#excusesforcheating ? Why are u cheating in the first place, if u aint happy just move on and dont play with their feelings

These hoes be acting up and Lil Reese ain't letting em!

I'm not saying she's a hoe, but she's been on more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet Paranormal Ratchetivity.

I wanna throw a grenade at Bruno Mars girl

#IAdmitThat I love to dance.