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Fix your hearts or die

Joined February 2011
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Going to fly my rocket propelled Tesla roadster right into the pentagon
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What that dirty bitch Tamara saw after every show #H3 #H3H3 #EthanKlein
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can you even imagine the amount of charlie kirks walking around on halloween in a few days... while the barrier between the mortal and spirit worlds is at its thinnest perhaps he might even join us for some ghoulish tricks
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So apparently if you smash your nail it instantly turns black
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Niki in front of republicans: A Barbie is a Barbie and a Ken is a Ken. If you put a Ken in a dress that doesnโ€™t make him a Barbie. I wonโ€™t let them make your Barbie into a Ken. *the crowd violently cheers*
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They said we getting a new press secretary chiii ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฆ„
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BYE
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French is a language specifically designed to taunt a person to death with.
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Wedding bus driver completely fucked up our shit at the hotel
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Apparently I said a key combination of words because this suddly has 8k views ????
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using a pen to emulate gen x soft club aesthetic is peak
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just dawned on me 90% of smart devices for sale this 2026 black friday will be vulnerable to certificate forgery
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When you though flock was bad but Samsung has been bugging the American home for decades
this is pretty evil and clever. so if your samsung TV model doesnt have a microphone, it will look for connected devices with one, such as a soundbar or a connected bluetooth device. this gets shipped off to bixby.
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Marasy is my favorite pianist and I just never understood how they memorized so many pieces so well
ใ€Œใฉใ†ใ‚‚ใ“ใ‚“ใซใกใฏ ๅ›ใฎๅทฆๆ‰‹ใงใ™ใ€๏ผˆๆ‹ๅ•“ใƒ‰ใƒƒใƒšใƒซใ‚ฒใƒณใ‚ฌใƒผ๏ผ‰
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Ugh! Why didnโ€™t I think of this! Itโ€™s going to be 1000 years in purgatory for me!
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Amazing things are happening
Oh no, Hila. Does it feel like your home and safe place got forcibly taken from you by outside forces? Good.
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Guest: they didnโ€™t clean my room in the morning and I had to ask for towels and the front desk gave them to me but with an ATTITUDE so I want the 2nd of my stay free! -signed president of leadership companyโ„ข๏ธ Me: best I can do is 20%. Take it or leave it :)
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