@PickliciousF

Apparently now 10.8lbs of pure love. Education: Miss Petunia’s Academy for Young Ladies (1day). Taco Truck owner (bankrupt). Cat Ambassador for @dotslondon

Joined October 2020
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Look! How brilliant! Those are the 2 charities who rescued me from the bad place!
Gonzo the Cat@GonzotheCat1Oct 23
This Halloween I'm raising money for @FelineFriendsUK & @AllDogsMatter! The Pickle trilogy is still available from Amazon, with all profits going to sad cats and dogs. ❤️😺🐶 #PicklePawtobiography #PickleDiary #PickleNewHouse
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I’m feeling a bit better today. Having a full Bellyvard brush to cheer me up. #SunsetBellyvard
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I have a terrible confession to make. I was a bit upset & I was yowling a lot & then I we’ed on some soft furnishings & then … I we’ed on Towely 😿 I’m so ashamed 😿 My mummy was worried so she took me to the vet & I have a urinary tractor infection so now I’m on drugs!! 😿😿
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He’s been in the washing machine. I’m so sorry @TowelyTowel 😿
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He’s talking about me! (I do not swear by the way)
Gonzo the Cat@GonzotheCat1Oct 20
"What's the best thing about having a cat? I think Pickle is just the best cat in the world. I love everything about her." @rickygervais @PickliciousF ❤️😺❤️
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Exsqueeze me, I need some assistance. As I was about to eat my breakfast a hungry mouse passed by & being a very kind kitty, I took pity on it & allowed it to eat my food. I didn’t tell my mummy because I didn’t want to boast, but now I’m starving. Could you sneak me a kipper?
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DON’T TELL MY MUMMY!!
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I told Eric he needed to get a job, so this is what he’s doing for October. I think we can all agree he looks very happy about it. He also can’t see because I told him pumpkins don’t wear glasses.
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This is the cover of my autobiography! (£250 for 1, £550 for 2). Here’s an extract: 2nd Oct 2021: I woke my mummy at 5.08 after my early morning snack. I breakfasted at 6. I lunched at 12. I snoozed all afternoon. I had dinner at 6. Bedtime snack was at 10. Best day ever!
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3rd Oct 2021: I woke my mummy at 5.08 after my early morning snack. I breakfasted at 6. I lunched at 12. I snoozed all afternoon. I had dinner at 6. Bedtime snack was at 10. Best day ever!
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4th Oct 2021: I woke my mummy at 5.08 after my early morning snack. I breakfasted at 6. I lunched at 12. I snoozed all afternoon. I had dinner at 6. Bedtime snack was at 10. Best day ever! I won’t put any more up because: spoilers!! But it’s very gripping!! Instant bestseller !!
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New pencil alert!!!!! Best day ever! I’ve had my toenails trimmed since this was taken by the way.
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Having a quick snoozle with my mummy. Notice the back foot technique to anchor her in place.
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I’m growing my special autumnal hued coat! #Gingery
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I’ve gone cross-eyed with love again!!
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I’d like to lodge a formal complaint. Yesterday my mummy was out at lunchtime so my daddy gave me my kibble. When my mummy got home she saw I hadn’t eaten it. I asked to eat my plant & then I was a bit sick. I kept meowing & meowing & following her aroundShe thought I was ill….
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She kept checking my bowl but I didn’t eat. At 6 o’clock she put my dinner down & I ate it all really quickly. She looked at the kibble I had ignored & realised it was dog food!! She keeps it in a tin next to my kibble tin to give to the foxes sometimes!!!!!
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My daddy gave me dog food!!!! It even says it’s for dogs on the tin!!! I ate a bit!! Slightly confusingly the tin my kibble is in says Bird Food on it, but anyway. I was trying & trying to tell them something was wrong all afternoon! #PoorStarvingPickle #PickleIsNotADog
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What do you mean the camera lens isn’t big enough to capture my whole ‘chubby’ face???? It’s beautifully plump. I’m rubenesque
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Good morning. I’m here for the Most Beautiful Whiskers competition. I understand first place gets a box of kippers. What do you mean there’s no such competition?? I demand my prize! Gimme the kippers. OK one kipper. Look into my eyes: Give. Me. A. Kipper.* *Don’t tell my mummy
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