It's 10% love, 90% spite and 100% reason to stay in the fight 😎

Me: the chef shows highlight true talent, they're not pretentious they're passionate! Chef show: "The people who dare to say 1+1=3....they are the brave ones....everyone else will never do anything different" Me:

was gonna draw the sequence but @MrLovenstein did it first

It was the interviews that did it for me

"You...gonna poop?"

Instant ramen is unfairly amazing. I'm basically like, hey uhhh, salt and carbs? My mouth:

Me: *inhales* ah the weather's getting warmer ❤️ Mother nature:

Happy afternoon my sitting cat kinda looks like a penis

Casually checking in on my pantry - discovered my soy sauces have been expired since 2020 and my oyster sauce since 2017 I've.....been cooking with a disadvantage this whole time

Dogs when sick: I'm hurting and scared. But I love you, I trust you, help me. Cats when sick: (under the bed, out of reach) new phone who dis

Being old means making small talk about the weather and genuinely caring that it's a warm outside now because, you know, it was so cold this morning 🧓

He's literally snubbing his bowl 🤷🏻‍♀️😣

who would win

Becoming a pet parent brought me a whole new set of fears.....how can I keep my child safe 😣

Don't look never look

gully being 200% cat

Oh right....the stress

Me trying my best