Bears-Bucs is an INTERCEPTION FEST, with terrible ratings! BUT, former Steelers are BALLING OUT! Danny Smith has Miles Killebrew and the special teams BLOCKING punts! Our former defense secretary Devin Bush is all over the field! Why, Fat Omar Khan, did they leave our Steelers???
How do the BUNGLES have two ELITE WR1s, while our “WR1” (whiny retard) Droppin’ DK Metcalf is GROSSLY OVERPAID, but can’t catch??? Fat Omar Khan wants to DUMPSTER DIVE for a cheap receiver at the deadline, but I will VETO his loser moves, and make a HUGE TRADE DEAL soon. Enjoy!
Junior Varsity Jared Verse is UPSET his teammates didn’t “DEFEND HIM” from Macho Man Mason McCormick’s Body Slam! If Verse was HALF as good at playing as talking, maybe he’d have a SACK by now! There is NO HONOR in Cleveland, and ALL Browns are pansies – players, staff, AND fans!
Thanks to Loser Lamar Jackson taking the season OFF over a broken nail, and “Snoop” Huntley, the most FRAUDULENT Pro Bowler ever, being hurt, the Corrupt Ravens will use Jacoby Brissett at QB! He spent YEARS behind Shady Tom Brady, and is a SPY! We will KICK HIS ASS in December!
Our Steelers will NOT trade for Braindead Brandon Aiyuk, nor Boring Brian Thomas Jr, who is big, but UNRELIABLE, like Droppin’ DK Metcalf. Josh Downs is SHIFTY, but so is Little Roman Wilson. We need GLOWING GARRETT WILSON, a true WR1 who Aaron trusts! I’ll call the Jets now! SJT
WHERE are all of the LOUDMOUTH Browns fans now??? All we heard during the week was how this was the “NEW” Cleveland, and how our Steelers are “DIRTY,” according to Junior Varsity Jared Verse, who did NOTHING in the Shit Stains CRUSHING DEFEAT. The Browns is ALWAYS the Browns! SJT
Droppin’ DK Metcalf is the ONLY player who could POSSIBLY let the Browns back into this game. He is GROSSLY OVERPAID $33 MILLION to drop passes every week, when he’s not TOTALLY INVISIBLE on offense. WORST contract in Steelers history. Great work, Fat Omar Khan! It’s TRADE TIME!
YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BACK to see our Steelers BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE BROWNS! I was SUSPENDED, at the behest of Crooked Roger Goodell, because our franchise is FINALLY becoming Great Again! But, I may be gone PERMANENTLY soon! FIGHT, FIGHT!!! PRESIDENT STEELERS J. TRUMP
WOW! After putting Caveman Cam Skattebo in the DOGHOUSE with NO CARRIES, John Harbaugh has RELEASED Najee Harris, who took Skatt’s place??? Giants fans are learning, as Steelers AND Ravens fans knew, FRAUDBAUGH has no idea what he’s doing, just like his senile brother in LA! SJT
FAT OMAR “KHAN ARTIST” STRIKES AGAIN, SIGNING MARQUES VALDEZ-SCANTLING BACK TO OUR STEELERS. HE DID NOTHING LAST YEAR, AND BETTER NOT TAKE SNAPS FROM JAYLEN, GERMIE, MUTH, OR DARNELL. THIS IS LAZY, CHEAP DUMPSTER DIVING, WHEN WE NEED A TRUE WR1 TO MAKE THE OFFENSE GREAT AGAIN!!!
An EXTREMELY CREDIBLE SOURCE tells me that the head of the Eagles medical team is BIG DOM, who was hired because he has an MD (mellitus diabetes)! He made Jalen Hurts a MEATBALL SUB, and did a SIGN OF THE CROSS as treatment. Jeffrey Lurie will KILL PLAYERS to save money. Sad!
The MEDICAL MALPRACTICE to Jalen Hurts by the Eagles is a HEINOUS CRIME, and must be punished to the FULLEST EXTENT of the law! The team KNEW he had blood clots and still MADE HIM FLY across the Atlantic and play. Even Filthadelphia doctors have NO CLASS! DISGRACEFUL ORGANIZATION
Juvenile Joey Porter Jr keeps committing PASS INTERFERENCE, Curious George Pickens is NOWHERE to be found, and Bumbling Broderick Jones STINKS. Cowboys fans said Senile Jerry Jones “FLEECED” the Steelers, but TRUMP traded LOSERS for early draft picks! ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING?!
DO NOT let this WIN distract you from the fact that Massive Mike McCarthy has ZERO CLOCK MANAGEMENT, and REFUSES to use Jaylen Warren enough. This will COST US against better teams! I’m off to Crooked Roger Goodell’s office to FORCE him to move the Paris game to Pittsburgh! SJT
MIKE MCCARTHY TAKES A TIMEOUT, ONLY AFTER HE LETS 20 SECONDS RUN OFF THE CLOCK, AND THE BUCCANEERS TIE THE GAME. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME TO GET IN FIELD GOAL RANGE OURSELVES. MASSIVE MIKE IS INCOMPETENT, AS BAD AT TIME MANAGEMENT AS TOMLIN! A USELESS, FAT IDIOT! TRYING TO LOSE!
2 PASSES ON THE GOAL LINE, WHICH SAVE THE BUCCANEERS TIME, AND TIMEOUTS, AND NO TOUCHDOWN TO SHOW FOR IT. THIS PLAY CALLING IS DISGRACEFUL AND SELFISH. WE ARE HERE TO WIN, NOT PAD AARON’S POOR STATS. DO NOT BLOW THIS GIFT OF A GAME, YOU FRAUDS!!!!!
Why does Awful Aaron Rodgers INSIST on throwing constant passes – 15 STRAIGHT – when we have WHITE HOT Jaylen Warren, and fresh Rico Dowdle??? Why does Warren DISAPPEAR from the gameplan, after Massive Mike McCarthy called him out RB1??? The “old married couple” are FULL OF SHIT!
Massive Mike McCarthy is SO FAT that he INJURED HIS ANKLE standing on the sidelines, or maybe he rolled it rushing to the snack bar. He spent halftime in the BLUE TENT, which makes no difference, since he has NO ADJUSTMENTS. Walk off to retirement, FATTY!
Pansy Patrick Graham SUCKS. He runs nothing but soft zone, and our HORRIBLE players, especially Clueless “Quanny” Brisker and Patrick “Slay” Queen, have NO IDEA what they’re doing. The HIGHEST PAID defense YET AGAIN being lit up by a rookie QB. The standard is STILL the standard!
