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The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy
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sorry but "i only like two oceans" is an instant contender for best all-time trump line
Maybe landing a 15 story building on the moon to deliver two astronauts and bring home 20kg of rocks was not the best design
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if you doomscroll twitter all day of course it looks like the world is ending but if you just get off the internet and go outside you’ll find that the world is actually ending oh god this is it
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One professor who recently left academia said it felt like being a miner in 1982 and it’s hard to disagree
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People are losing their shit with no regard for how much shit they need to be keeping in reserve, in order to lose later.
My experience of this so far is swarms of clueless people cutting and pasting "exploit" code into claude, vs. expert AI assistance on rapidly patching and deploying mitigations on the defense side. I'm not saying this is the future writ in stone, but that it's not clear who wins
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Some stats on #php2shell. In the 10 hours before it was publicly announced, across the @Cloudflare network we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.
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we are now asking that everyone on-call tonight proactively join the incident call and leave it up overnight
we will sound the CVE claxon as 0-days drop
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The PHP fix was released at 2pm UTC today... it's now 7:10pm and due to docker images taking hours to feed through their jenkins pipeline builds it's killed my entire afternoon.
Massive respect to everyone involved in working on fixes and pushing it out but the process is slow..
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Until we get confirmation Jira is safe from the PHP vulnerability, I don’t think anyone should be opening tickets or assigning me work.
















