
I'm even cuter in person. #WearADamnMask #WearAMask #BLM Pls DM your penis. I'm always up for a laugh.
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Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves.
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"I don't even think Saturn's rings are real.
There. I said it."
-Pluto, the former planet
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You don't have to watch
each and every last ripple
reach the shore before
you throw another rock
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Pretty sure that 10 minutes after my death my wife will hold a seance to ask me where the TV remote is.
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They call it “remote learning” because the chance of your kids actually learning anything is remote.
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Be nice to people on your way up so they won’t get suspicious when you’re rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport.
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a remote that automatically locks your car three times but you only have to press the button once
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well, looks like i've finally reached the "trying to change the channel with a box of junior mints" phase.












