A guy dropped his drink and my sock is wet

Omg I love him so much

Happy Sunday! Nick’s flag football team lost a lot to a little but he pulled off a lot of kids flags.

I’m a cute cartoon but my teeth aren’t this big

“I know that tom suozzi has a penis face but I also hate that Mike lipetri has the balls to interrupt my YouTube videos with his stupid ads” - my son on politics

People are still mad about who Tony Deangelo votes for? Get a hobby

This is like four songs in one lol

I just have to tell you that if you slam on your brakes at a yellow light or when there is sun glare, I absolutely hate you.

This is bullshit I’m freezing

Gina sandwich

#isles crew back at it @ItsAmeryB @MrStanLeeCup @LIsportsfans @inkedmedium

Thank you to my trainer Barbara for a great upper body workout with the best avenged sevenfold soundtrack ever #fuckBoots #brokenfootmyass

I kinda want to drown her

The woman at the hair salon in the chair next to me just put her phone on speaker and I am going to strangle her

I wish I could hold babies all day

I don’t belong here, we gotta move on dear Escape from this afterlife Cause this time I’m right to move on and on Far away from here Got nothing against you and surely I’ll miss you This place full of peace and light

God I miss it. I had it made. Playing and singing and crafting and going outside all day. Too bad I was living in poverty. America sucks like that sometimes.

Fuuuuck